desert rain

When you ejaculate onto a woman's (or man's) face and proceed to throw sand at them so it sticks to their head.

Bitch wouldn't swallow, so I gave her a little desert rain.

by desertrain August 4, 2008

desert eagle

Among the most powerful handguns ever made, this gun was made famous by its appearance in many films and computer games. Useful for blowing people's heads into mush.

Eat .50 AE round, zombie scum!

by Snake January 16, 2005

Desert ass

That uncomfortable, dry, itchy, sandpapery feeling crust on the inside of your butt cheek after you take a huge dump.

Similar to swamp ass, only if a swamp was dry and filled with cacti.

"Johnny has Desert ass"

by dino spahhmonie March 12, 2008

desert theory

a theory of punishment that is retributive in nature and involves giving out a punishment that the offender deserves, without considering other factors, such as rehabilitation.

Also known as 'just deserts.'

Judge Tough does not believe in rehabilitation -- he only subscribes to the desert theory of punishment.

by JustDeserts November 26, 2010

Desert Cock

When one does not have sexual contact with a vagina for over 7 days.

Yo bro, I haven't seen my GF in like a week or two, I got massive desert cock.

by J Chasky July 25, 2006

Desert Nine

A desert nine is when someone has a mask over half their face, so you can not tell if the person is physically attractive or not. Only when the mask is taken off can you judge the individuals pure beauty.

Brian: Yo is that new girl Stacy in your group for Econ?
Steve: Yeah can’t tell if she’s hot or not, she’s a desert nine.

by Michael2323 April 13, 2022

Desert Flipping

Like candy flipping, but instead of just taking molly and lsd one takes molly, lsd, cocaine, mushrooms, weed and whipits. Preferably done in the middle of a desert for full euphoric effect.

Dude, my boy was desert flipping the other night and got so jacked up that he fucked a cactus.

by GilaHerpes October 11, 2017