Whom smokes a cabinet, drinks a window

Someone who's even weirder behind closed doors / who outdid themself.

Person 1: Did you hear about what James did?! That dude's wild!! I always knew he wasn't right in the head.

Person 2: Well, you know what they say. Whom smokes a cabinet, drinks a window.

by Elderflower_sickness May 25, 2023

Medicine cabinet addict

One that doesn't have a pacific drug they like and will do all.

Bella told everything that I'm a medicine cabinet addict.

by 459395 May 6, 2023

Virginia vagina cabinet

When you tongue punch a pussy with an alabama pickleback aggressively. Then proceed to stick a dildo in a leaf blower and blast that hoe.

I just committed a Virginia vagina cabinet

by ThatSquidy69 September 2, 2025

Cabinet flavoring

Tastes musty and dusty, like it’s been sitting in the cabinet for too long; stale

Yo these chips have mad cabinet flavoring

by Yoyoman January 14, 2023

Figured out your spice cabinet

When you've found all their sex buttons.

Baby, you know I've figured out your spice cabinet!

by Ronny 5 March 25, 2017

China Cabinet

Slang term for a woman’s pussy

She finally let me in the china cabinet..

by yourmomsfavorite<3 August 5, 2020

Nutted on the cabinet

1830s way of saying you fucked up.

God fucking damn it Sharon you Nutted on the cabinet .

by NoNameFucker August 4, 2019