yogurt cabinet

A phrase to call a vagina. A safe space to store your "yogurt".
"Hey Jared, I'm hoping if I play my cards right tonight, she will let me in her yogurt cabinet"

"Her yogurt cabinet smelled like a sea haddock roast!"
by FrictionRoast January 15, 2019
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Dick cabinet

That girl gets around so much, shes a dick cabinet.
by Slickchick3000 March 22, 2017
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cabinet

cabinet. the name of someone kinda slow, but somehow very caring. cabinets can be very funny too.
“woah that guy is definitely a cabinet!” the man said and the cabinet ran in to a wall trying to get to his friends.
by RAINBOWCLOUDS127 November 19, 2023
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Sinner's Cabinet

Prison or a place of confinement especially for lawbreakers. specifically : an institution (such as one under state jurisdiction) for confinement of persons convicted of serious crimes compare jail.
Dude got back from the sinner's cabinet
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China Cabinet

Slang term for a woman’s pussy
She finally let me in the china cabinet..
by yourmomsfavorite<3 August 5, 2020
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not the sharpest duck in the china cabinet Is an odd variant of “not the sharpest knife in the drawer” and “like a bull in a china shop

It is said that the term originates from the Great Plains/Lower Delta in the Midwest US. Most say the saying came from a notably dumb duck hunter. He didn’t understand the two aforementioned terms “not the sharpest knife in the drawer” and “like a bull in a china shop” but instead of learning what they meant he created the abomination of a saying “not the sharpest duck in the china cabinet” When the poor bastard said it the first time it caught everyone off guard. Everyone in the duck blind stopped what they were doing and begged for further elaboration of the slang term. He refused to elaborate. Without a concrete answer speculation ran wild but no could adequately explain it.

From that point onward the term disseminated across the country. Most people use it ironically for a replacement term. It has caused great confusion and hilarity over the decades
Person 1: did you see that duck dive right into the decoy? That was crazy, it took that damn thing out!
Person 2: yeah that sumbitch is not the sharpest duck in the china cabinet
Person 3: hol up. What does that mean?
Person 2: *refuses to elaborate*
by MFG.24 June 13, 2025
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