person. Russian leader famous for his diminutive stature, broad puckish sense of humour, and his misguided desire to restore the glories of yesterday to his country. The practical jokes he has played on Europe, often involving complex troop movements, false accusations of Nazification, and massive death counts, are considered by some to be legendary, although, admittedly, you really had to be there, trembling under his maniacal gaze in the Kremlin war office, to truly appreciate his wit.
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I hear Vlad the Imp (Pays L'hier) will visit Paris in the spring. He plans to see the sights, destroy the sights, then crap in Napoleon’s alabaster sarcophagus.
What a joker!
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What a joker!
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by gnostic3 March 6, 2022
Get the Vlad the Imp (Pays L'hier)mug. by The real Ogre May 3, 2021
Get the impativemug. 
(n.) A mischievious little creature that likes to throw out people's bread and grains and burn it, and they get especially rampant during Passover. Occasionally, they'll even hide your matzah if you aren't paying attention. If you ever spot a chametz imp, don't chase them. Just let them do their thing. Eventually they'll get bored and leave. But they never leave for too long, they always come back in around a couple weeks. Chametz imps look like little cubes with the flag of Israel on them.
"That darn chametz imp burned my bread! I was going to eat some toast!"
"It's Passover, dude."
"Oh..."
"It's Passover, dude."
"Oh..."
by US-IL December 20, 2024
Get the Chametz Impmug. "Look at that imp Harjan Mataru"
by yloiung moneu November 28, 2022
Get the impmug. 
"TNFa – imp in inflammation"
"The nervous system plays an imp. role in regulating metabolism and energy balance."
"The nervous system plays an imp. role in regulating metabolism and energy balance."
by booblvd April 15, 2023
Get the impmug.