Imaginary Orthodoxy

Redeemed Zoomers idea of what Orthodoxy is. Not actually Orthodox at all, just a misrepresentation of the Orthodox faith.

Friend 1: Redeemed Zoomer told me that the Orthodox worship tradition.
Friend 2: That’s because he’s talking about imaginary Orthodoxy.

by Melted1776 December 20, 2023

Imaginary womanizer

The kind of guy that in his mind is a womanizer, though you never actually see him with anybody.

They brought the imaginary womanizer a blow up doll to sit with at the restaurant thinking that he wanted to know that he wasn't alone.

by The Original Agahnim December 28, 2021

I.T.F. (Imaginary Task Force)

The task force agents that are only visible by tweakers. The ITF is like the DTF (Drug Task Force) in some ways, but they hold different credentials, as in, the ITF are shapeshifters and they usually go away when you eat and go to sleep. The ITF sets up surveillance through power lines, radios, outlets, microwaves, etc. Aluminum hats are only thing that can interfere with the signals. And they are unable to see you if you peek out the blinds. Also, the ITF usually are hiding out in trees or bushes outside a tweakers garage and most certainly outside their sheds.

Shhhh…be quiet yo. The I.T.F. (Imaginary Task Force) is here and listening to us through the vents.

by Holytweak June 29, 2024

Imaginary stoner friend

A imaginary friend that a stoner creates when smoking alone stoners can have as many imaginary friends as they want

1st Stoner: sup bro who you talking to

2nd Stoner: oh what naw I was just talking to rocky

1st Stoner: who rocky

2nd Stoner: my imaginary stoner friend who is a rock

1st Stoner: oh sup rocky want to meet mine

2nd Stoner: sure

1st Stoner: this merlin my imaginary stoner friend who is a turtle

2nd Stoner: sup merlin

1st

by anonymous December 9, 2022

Imaginary noob

A very cool and slight bigger than average pp sized person. Also has a YouTube called Imaginary Noob which is pretty cool and you should probably check it out

Wahmen - did you see Imaginary noobs newest video?

Other Wahmen - Yes it was pretty good and he has a huge PP

by CoolPerson69420 July 20, 2020

imaginary number

if you did not know an imaginary number can be obtained by getting the square root of a negative number.
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it is basically can also be visualized as a 2d plane where the real number line is the x axis and the imaginary number line is the y axis

but like no one cares
it is the number of brain cells i have because i am such a dumbass that i don’t even have negative braincells

Person 1: This dude is making Nyquil Chicken.
Person 2: Does this stupid dumb idiot have an imaginary number of braincells?

by 147852369/*-+.0 August 25, 2025

Imaginary

Imaginary is a word describing something that does'nt exist, yet is commonly spoke about.

I have an imaginary girlfriend!

by Hi my name is gary September 7, 2021