a baby penguin stuck on an iceberg

When your teacher tries to fit in with the rest of the Gen-Z generation but then look here and find out they said @$?#! in front of the whole class!

Student: "a baby penguin stuck on an iceberg"

Teacher: (says same thing) then looks it up *in shock*

by anonymous April 9, 2023

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Colder than a brass toilet seat on the shady side of an iceberg

Really, really, REALLY freakin' cold. Only barely above absolute zero. This shit is death.

"Yeesh, have you been outside since that blizzard started?"
"Eh?"
"It's colder than a brass toilet seat on the shady side of an iceberg!"
"Dayum!"

by Jon B-C January 26, 2014

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Irish Iceberg

Vanilla Ice Cream and Guinness Float. Invented at Cadet Officer School - Maxwell AFB, Alabama by Maj MB, LtCol OF, and Maj JK. This beverage was created amidst the gathering of colleagues and educators, pilots and businessmen/women and minds of leadership development.

We ran out of Root Beer for a Root Beer Float…I guess I could just make an Irish Iceberg to drown my frustrations.

by JonnyKay June 14, 2022

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Iceberg

When you take a really, really, big dump and it is so big that it sticks above the toilet water. Usually looks like a darker color than the poop beneath the water.

Yo!!!! Check out my "iceberg" dump. It has to be sticking out of the water like four inches. No doubt this one is gonna need the plunger.

by human lab rat November 7, 2015

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