ib's

acronym for Itchy Balls.

"dude, i got a case of the ib's, son."
"i told you not to sleep with shelia. she gave you crabs."
"damn."

by grantaclause December 17, 2007

IBS

Stands for "Itchy Balls Syndrome"

Omg Brian has IBS!

by brianshitface October 21, 2011

IB

Shool for the species of human with brains , that actually USE THEM .. the people in these types of school actually have a purpose and GOAL in life.. not like the fucking losers trying to diss it.. well you know what.. you can just fuck it .. cuz in the future.. all the IB people will be ordering from the drive through when you ask them'' fries with that maam'? '' .. basically IB is for peopel who dont smoke/crack/act like freaking losers -- .. IB is the future of the world, it challenges minds, and its there for benefit of all

Ib Rocks -- and if you have a problem with that.. you can go fuck yourself, cuz the world doesn't give a damn what lame trashy school you go to!

by Pissed off IB student from IB/ BARTOW September 9, 2004

IBS

This is a disease which affects women of age 13 and up. Symptoms of IBS (irritable bitch syndrome) include but are not limited to;

Yelling
Sarcasam
Cock Blocking
Scratching
Hitting
Complaining
Arrogance
Mood Swings

There is only one known cure for IBS. A protein shot injected as a vaginal, anal or oral insert.

(This disease also affects some males)

"WTF is her deal man? She yells at me for bringing her coffee?"

"Don't mind her, she's been diagnosed with IBS"

by Kidd Luck May 1, 2007

IB

The International Baccalaureate is the international qualification that likes to take you're pure and innocent little brain and butt fuck it raw, without the curtesy of using Vaseline. It tricks you into some sort of false security of being inside of an elite club due to the "prestige" of the course, only to find out it is where the rejects with no sense of social compass like to dwell.

Gaza: Yo Stevo! Who are those weirdos over there? I've never seen them before.
Steve: Jesus Gaza! Stay away. They're the IB freaks.

by Wonderwhat May 2, 2017

IBS

Itchy Ball Syndrom

I was sitting on the computer and all of a sudden I had IBS.

by Alexopher November 1, 2008

IB

In Before or I Bet. This is then followed by a short phrase without spaces that explain what you are "In Before"

In forum lingo, "IBnooneresonpondstomythread"

by Brandon OBrien April 23, 2006