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Hostile Iranian Airspace

A somewhat rare occurrence in which you and someone you had a crush on almost dated but then had a sudden hateful relationship toward one another.
Jimmy had flown into Hostile Iranian Airspace when he and who he thought was his soulmate got into an argument about which brand of barbecue sauce is the best.
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Iranian Rial Cock

The number of United States Dollars 1 Iranian Rial is equal to in inches.
For example, at the time of making this, 1 Iranian Rial is equal to 0.000024 USD, which means that the cock is 0.000024 inches.
Aock: i have depression
Kael: stfu your name is Aock you have the Iranian Rial Cock
by æaææææ December 22, 2023
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Iranian roses

Iranian roses are the worst football team ever, they have no respect for their opponents and have never won
Wow the Iranian roses lost again
by Strumus September 11, 2023
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Iranian alarm clock

A term usually associated with Muslim terrorists who tend to blow themselves up & preceds events.
We were all at the mall when I saw an Iranian alarm clock walk by so we left before it went off.
by Breakfast Imam August 7, 2019
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Iranians

Oooooh! I hear the fucked the Iron Dome!
Hym "Did they do the thing!? Did the Iranians do the thing!? Straight line, scattershot, straight line, scatter shot! Did they do it? That would be hilarious! Right!? I told you I could break the dome! You know, they call me the 'Child of War.' in Japan! Hahahaha!"
by Hym Iam June 19, 2025
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Iranian Hotdog

The Iranian Hotdog is a torture method, involving 3 vice clamps and a lot of rope. Tie the person to a chair, before putting a vice clamp around their chest, skull, and dick. Tighten each of the clamps until information is given.
by Tj080275 May 12, 2022
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iranian ping pong

When a man has both hands in his pants pockets and plays with his balls while standing around
Eric: Faresh, why are you always messin’ with your junk while we’re talking?

Faresh: haha we call this Iranian ping pong back home
by anonymous March 8, 2025
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