by BombVestOwner January 28, 2019
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Me and Musashi1000 finally performed an iranian shaved ice last night. It was fantastic. They will be missed
by Musashis widow February 2, 2024
Get the iranian shaved ice mug.An iteration of the normal helicopter which is a sex move in which the performer spins his/her dick in a circle repeatedly to imitate the blades of a helicopter. In this variation however, after around a minute a 2nd performer will light a firecracker aimed at the helicoptering dick. The helicopter-er will ejaculate at the moment the firecracker explodes which will make the semen “dissapear”
by DrakeIsAPredator May 19, 2024
Get the Iranian Helicopter mug.Also called a Turkish-how-do-you-do, an Iranian Handshake is a casual hand job. It is usually preferred in the mornings with a side of eggs.
Jordan: Oh shit! Did that guy just try to touch my dick?!
Hermann: show a little respect would ya? It's their culture to give Iranian Handshakes.
Hermann: show a little respect would ya? It's their culture to give Iranian Handshakes.
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Get the Iranian alarm clock mug.The number of United States Dollars 1 Iranian Rial is equal to in inches.
For example, at the time of making this, 1 Iranian Rial is equal to 0.000024 USD, which means that the cock is 0.000024 inches.
For example, at the time of making this, 1 Iranian Rial is equal to 0.000024 USD, which means that the cock is 0.000024 inches.
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