iPAQ

A sweet Pocket PC by Compaq (HP)

me: I have a Compaq H3835!
some dude: I have a Palm...
me: Dude that's gay.

by Cliff Dickens March 1, 2004

ipad2

a piece of electronics made by Apple Inc. it is the successor to to the ipad and has about as much changes as the Vietnam war had a purpose. it is an overpriced tablet, with pretty much all other tablets having the exact same features with a lower cost. Also, they are extremely fragile and crack easily.

Ben: Wow man, I'm pissed. I just spent $800 on my new ipad2 and the screen cracked.

Jerry:Really, because I just spent $500 on a lenovo thinkpad, dropped it on a rock, and it works fine.

by Citywok VerySNEEKY jap December 26, 2011

iPad

a GIANT iPod touch, that is less portable and costs about 3 times as much

Someone, "Can i see your iPod touch"
Someone else, "Its an iPad, you need some glasses, and no, i paid $499 for it,, you can't touch it"

by fadyg6 April 10, 2010

ipad kid

a ipad kid is basically quackity coughing

quackity: *coughs*
fan: you cough like a ipad kid
quackity: STFU

by MuffinIsNotHuman June 15, 2021

iPad

The most expensive but useless rectangle on earth

Me : With an iPad, um..... you can draw a rectangle!

by askdjfkhajsk January 22, 2012

iPadaphobia

A fear in which someone is completely frightened of iPads; what they are, what they represent, basically anything that has to do with iPads.

"What's wrong with Bob?" Joe asked.
"Oh, he just got diagnosed with iPadaphobia, it's really serious," Andre replied.

by Joe the Hoe November 7, 2012

iPad kid

A failed abortion

normal person: hey who is this kid
mom of the kid: it was unplanned. we tried to abort but it failed
normal person #2: looks as cringe as an iPad kid

by gotouchgrass_8163 August 16, 2022