Kiwi ingenuity

Trying to make a stupid idea sound clever

Andrew: I think Australia is the best country in the world.

Gary: No, you're wrong. New Zealand is the best country in the world because we have great coffees, the All Blacks, a motorway which is always congested and a housing crisis.

Andrew: What's the cost of living like?

Gary: It's great. We pay world price for milk, butter and cheese even though we produce it. When it comes to pay, we get New Zealand wages.

Andrew: Sounds like Kiwi ingenuity to me.

by MrSchnobBlack October 27, 2017

integrity

When a two-faced sleazeball crooked politician that the mainstream media happens to like kicks off, this is the word they wear out of the dictionary to describe the substance of his or her political career.

I keep turning on the TV news and hearing the anchors and reporters talk about all the integrity that the late Senator John Smith had. But Smith once said that he didn't care that people were dying in riots taking place in the southern part of his state, because there were too few voters in that part of the state.

by Puggg February 10, 2008

For all intensive purposes

How people who don't stop to think about things and are accustom to taking most things at face value say "For all intents and purposes."

My math teacher as a lead-in to some math point said "Well, for all intensive purposes..."

She was a young ditzy female who as her day job taught math and as her night job did modern dance. EXACTLY the type of person you would expect to say "For all intensive purposes."

by FooberFoober August 18, 2005

integrityp2p

Integrityp2p is a place where cool, honest, peeps hang out and share thoughts, funnies, and a whole lot of other stuff... the truth isn't out here... it's in there!

I was at Integrityp2p last night and boy was it fun!

by buttercup July 5, 2004

intensive porpoises

1) malapropism for 'intents and purposes'

2) seriously determined and focused aquatic mammals, dangerous to sharks

For all intensive porpoises, whiskey and vodka will both mess you up in a similar manner if you drink enough

by ichi_san May 2, 2012

Yankee ingenuity

The urge to do something so stupid that nobody outside America would even dream it up.

It took Yankee ingenuity for someone to put pure capsaicin into hot sauce.

by D.L. "Fox" Doucette September 19, 2003

Intensitive

Being insensitive in an over the top way

"I cant believe you moved my coffee, I bought that coffee and you've taken it away from my life, why are you committed to destroying my life and putting me on the streets because you moved my coffee"

"You're being so intensitive, you asshole"

by Leafgirl72 September 15, 2020