Witty Insult

not "ur mom"

person A: "you're an idiot"
person b: *doesnt say "no ur mom", instead chooses to find a clever and unique comeback not said 50+ times a day by middle schoolers who spend all day jerking off to wattpad smut*
person a: "wow what a witty insult! you're so cool!"

by LunaMoon11037 March 18, 2022

The Online Insult Disease (TOID)

(TOID sounds funny.) The overuse of insults you commonly see on YouTube comment sections, or arguments on Facebook. Such words as fag, bitch, pussy, queer, ho, (sometimes) nigga, lame-ass, dumb ass, dick, and a ton of others can probably be named, but there's too many, because people have such an amazing vocabulary, even though most of them spell like kindergartners. Also, when faced with a good comeback, they either:
1. Say the exact same words they used again.
2. Say stupid, having nothing else to say.
OR
3. Close the browser window, obviously feeling defeated.

TOID victim: ur a fag.

Smart Person: A fag is a bundle of sticks.

TOID victim: shut the fuk up dumbazz niqqa.

Smart Person: Dang. You're pretty old for a 2nd Grader...

TOID victim: ur stoopid. *closes browser window*

The Online Insult Disease (TOID) that you'll probably see mainly on YouTube.

by The One Called...Nevermind... April 26, 2014

the perfect insult to your enemies(WARNING: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME, YOU WILL GET GROUNDED)

whatyoureabouttoreadhereisthemostpowerfulinsultinhumanhistorywithoutadoubt

I want to set on you on fire, but my mother doesn't allow me to burn trash. That is the perfect insult to your enemies(WARNING: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME, YOU WILL GET GROUNDED).

by pdtd April 12, 2022

Reverse Insult

When someone tries to insult/comeback someone else, but it just makes them look retarded/immature instead.

Examples of Reverse Insults:

I know you are but what am I?

That's what your mom said last night.

Your face.

Any your mom joke.

by DurkDurkinson September 18, 2015

The ultimate insult

An insult not many can use but get ready to end all insult matches with this insult
The ultimate insult: ur ancestors are insetors

Some bloke:ur mom gay
Lord and saivor:ur ancestors are investors(the ultimate insult)
Some bloke:dies

by Lad dal May 23, 2018

The Insult Whammy

The act of one person kicking someone in the balls after roasting him because of an insult

Person 1: Your dick is the size of a tic tac
Person 2: no wonder your mouth always smells so minty ! Enjoy the Insult Whammy! *kicks person 1 in balls*
Person 1: OWWW! MY BALLS!!

by Adsisme September 20, 2021

adding injury to insult

This is a distortion of an old expression: "adding insult to injury". The original meaning was that it's bad enough to be physically injured by someone, without receiving a verbal insult from the assailant as well.

"As if getting my parked car hit by a truck wasn't bad enough, the car being towed away by the parking police was just adding injury to insult."

by architectpaul September 14, 2016