injurous

A person who is often injured; one who is prone to injury

I would've drafted Mark Prior, but he's too injurous.
If Grant Hill wasn't so injurous, he'd be a surefire Hall of Famer.

by Sidd Singhal May 2, 2007

Injured Dog

When a man is wanking on all fours naked and as he is using one hand to wank and it is not touching the ground which imitates a dog walking around with an injured front paw

The other day Robert's mother walked in on him pulling an injured dog in the middle of the lounge room floor

by Loose Goose For King August 31, 2011

injurious

used to describe a fantasy basketball or football team which contains at least 4 or 5 players who are currently or constantly injured. Can also be applied to a real sports team.

Damn, that fool has Marcus Camby, Andrei Kirilenko, Emeka Okafor and TJ Ford on his fantasy team, his team injurious as hell.

by J-Smoove January 31, 2006

Injured

To be more than hurt(ugly:unattractive).

Dang she's ugly....better yet she's INJURED

by Potna July 26, 2010

Injured Gazelle

A woman that is seen stumbling home in the early hours of the morning after a few too many daiquiris, and guaranteed to get into the car/taxi with you and then perform a plethora of sexual acts with little or no protest.

Like a lion hunting an injured gazelle, there may a short chase but he's guranteed his meal.

by djtubby September 4, 2014

injured pigeon

While your recieving a handjob from your female partner. You simply and quickly break the masturbating arm then grab it and finish it off yourself with the broken arm.

Brenda went to the emergency room after giving a INJURED PIGEON.

by Sugger September 30, 2007

Injured Flamingo

The Injured Flamingo is simply when you brake the female's arm while making love and force her to give you a handjob.

Yo Mitch that chick totally gave me a tank injured flamingo.

by Huff dawg January 20, 2009