The Hudson School

The hudson school is the smallest school in hudson county, and probably in the state. With a range of about 18 kids per grade, this school is smaller than my three bedroom apartment building. It’s basically a local farm. People leave their shit everywhere and talk to their teachers as their friends, since they only have maximum five friends each. Even seniors are best friends with freshmen because they have no one else to talk to. Relationships are also recycled multiple times in the span of four years. All the girls have shared the same guys. The women are pretty mature, but the guys are huge dicks and gigantic simps. Finally, when u hear hudson school, think “cheaters”. They cheat so much that they probably even cheat on the SAT. If quizlet didn’t exist, they would all have a GPA of 2.3. The teachers are way too naive. If u wanna be an athlete and you see the hudson school, turn around and run in the opposite direction. They suck completely at every sport.

You go to the hudson school? Wow I’m so sorry.

by Auntjemima2003 March 15, 2020

hugo hudson

He's a maverick. He goes to special maths as he is the dumbest fuck in the world. He got kicked out of his football team for eating to many pakka pies. Also where the fuck is his neck!!

Hugo hudson? What a spaz

by maverickbaby2209 November 12, 2019

Hudson Shuffle

When you have to run to the toilet in order to take a shit.
In order to be a true Hudson Shuffle you have to be in a place where it is inappropriate to run to the toilet.

Last night at work i had to do a hudson shuffle.

by neoender June 24, 2009

sarah hudson

sarah hudson is a little bitch who is a know it all. and can kill herself

everyone: "i hate sarah hudson"

by ihatesarahhudson October 9, 2023

Hudson Duster

When one uses their pubic hair to wipe the face of another willing participant. Can be used with both males and females, and with both male and female partners. Female dusting is preferred because the male penis may interfere during a dusting, and it is not a true dusting unless it is done with pubic hair only.

Me and Wendy were so drunk last night that she wanted to give me a blow job. I was only able to pull my pubes out instead of my penis and I gave her a hudson duster instead.

by rkramer89 May 13, 2008

Hudson Sidle

A Hudson Sidle is the person you text at night when you are desperate and horny.

I just need a Hudson Sidle.

by Skyla Sidle January 20, 2021

Hudson Falls

the biggest dirtbag town in the United States

I went to Hudson Falls as a religious virgin and came out as a dirty ho.

by keith January 17, 2004