Hubert

A fat fag

Ohly shit Hubert is a fat fag

by HingstenTheGreat December 12, 2016

Hiberdating

Dating Someone Only During The Winter Months And Then When The Weather Becomes Nice Out Breaking Up With The Person.

"I Thought Those Two Were Together?" "They Were But They Were Just Hiberdating.They Do This Every Year. First Nice Weekend Out They Called It Quits. Come October They'll Be Back Together."

by Rik27 April 15, 2010

Hiberdate

Verb. To take a break from dating altogether for an extended period of time (i.e. seasonally)

1. Did I tell you about this hot chick at work I want you to meet? You should totally ask her out.

Dude, I'm flat broke. I gotta hiberdate this winter, so don't be tempting me some hot chick from work, ok?

2. Did I tell you about this hot guy at work I want you to meet? You should totally go out with him.

I'm so over it right now. I have to hiberdate this winter and think about what I'm really looking for in a guy. But if he's still single in the spring, let me know.

by Golda Stewart December 3, 2010

haberdashery

Supposed to be a place where men accessories are, but is used in such a way:

"I want to touch your haberdashery."
Makes absolutley no sense, but it depends on how dirty your mind is.

"I want to touch your haberdashery."

by Emi-Panda August 8, 2009

Hubert

An ignorant cunt who doesn’t get girls and can’t take a joke .the only things he does in life is sit on his Xbox or ride around in his bike

Hubert is gay cause I said so

by Jeffery was great January 23, 2020

Hubert

The kind of guy who steals free samples from Sams Club.

Hubert is a retard.

by I.Spit.Bars April 24, 2017

haberdashery

Blantant bullshit. To go about and a decietful manner.

Did you see that haberdashery?

by eltruT December 28, 2005