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Slingshot Facial Houdini

When your banging shorty from behind just after you bust your load tap her on the shoulder and as she turns around pull the condom off and by using the condom in slingshot fashion shoot her in the face with the load remember fellas the eye is extra points!
my bitch likes me to be spontaneous so i give her slingshot facial houdini's for breakfast
by Senor B July 24, 2006
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Houdayfah

The most amazing husband anybody could ever have. A caring, thoughtful, SEXY individual who always knows what to say to brighten his lover's day. A "Houdayfah" always knows how to use his voice (or google's) to win over any crowd. His laugh can end world hunger and his body is a gift from the gods.
Girl 1: I think I'm in love with Houdayfah.

Girl 2: I saw him first!

Girl 3: I'LL BE ARTIE!
by vicziez August 25, 2010
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houdini

When having sex doggy style, when the guy is about to ejaculate, he pulls out and then proceeds to spit on the girls back so that she turns around, and blows it right in her eye.
Girl: You're done already?
Guy: Sure am...
(Girl Looks around)
SPLAT!
by Steven Spears January 16, 2007
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Houdini Special

Applies to situations where you feel like you took the biggest dump in the world, and when you try to find your brown baby, it's disappeared, thus it is a Houdini "Special." Contrary to what the definition suggests, there is nothing magical about this phenomenon, because the shit simply dives deep into the abyss where no light shines through.
Guy #1: "Yo what took so long in there, bro?"
Guy #2: "In the bathroom? Well, I felt like I took the biggest shit in the world... and goddamn it wouldn't you know, it was a Houdini Special"
by Jamaican Beast October 22, 2009
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Houdini Darren Delight

Similar to the houdini cheesecake except your mate runs out the closet and bums you. All gay men are called Darren hence the name of this rather cynical surprise act.
"Darren you twat, can't believe you tried the Houdini Darren Delight on me. It's a good thing you are a soft arse otherwise you may have overpowered and bummed me!"
by Ste Crayston March 3, 2007
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houdini extraordinaire

To properly do this you will need to postion the chick so that she is facing out the window while you are gettin it doggy style. After a while you tell her you are going to get some lube real quick. That's when your buddy appears from under the bed and takes your place. Then you go outside to the window and wave to her.
Your buddy could also wear a darth vader mask to turn it into the darth vader houdini extraordinaire. When she looks back to see whos fucking her, your buddy with the darth vader mask leans in and says, "I am your father."
by Demali March 17, 2009
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houdimaniac

Derogatory.

Refers to a houdist/houdiist who is seen as obsessed with Houdi.
She is obsessed with Iran, she's a houdimaniac.
by Emily Houdi April 10, 2003
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