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Horseback Riding 

The gayest sport known to man.
Dude, check out Fruity horseback riding.
Horseback Riding by not shadowgod August 18, 2009

Horseback rider 

Noun. When a mother has it's child, it immediately knows where the baby is going to go in life. Maybe an engineer, or a bar tender, or possibly an artist. But for the unlucky few, their child's future is HORSEBACKRIDING... dun dun dunnn. Horseback riders tend to have unlikable traits: obsession over their horse, best friend is their horse, puts picture of their horse on facebook and says "cute"

DONT BECOME A HORSEBACKRIDER
Hi my name is Alex and i have no friends all i do is horseback ride, i am a horseback rider :( (that is a common case)
Horseback rider by fjlsdifsdofosdfja December 24, 2009

Horsefag 

a horse that smokes fags
can also be an ugly gay man
can be a term as to how high someone is on drugs
scottish
horsefag!
i m right horsefaged out my face
Horsefag by johnnydancer March 26, 2009

horse face 

When, in a social occasion, you stand behind someone and make a goofy distorted face to mock them without them knowing it and sort of try not to get caught, although getting caught is the best part.
"I'm going to give them a horse face"
"Nice horse face"
horse face by Badkneesbill May 23, 2007

Horsefaced

An adjective for someone who’s very high on Ketamine.
“I got so horsefaced last night, I thought there was a bear next to me in bed.”

Horse Face 

Also known as Brad Keselowski. Nascar driver. Drives the #2 for Team Penske. Looks like a horse.
NASCAR fan: did you see Brad Keselowski?
NASCAR fan #2: yeah he has such a horse face.
Horse Face by Nascar2488 May 22, 2016