Horse Shit Casserole

A situation or place that produces the elements of drama, rumor, fiction, and nonsense. These elements are mixed together in such a way as to cause any rational thinking person to avoid this situation or place.

Traveler #1: What place is that we just drove through?

Traveler #2: Pawhuska, Oklahoma. I hear that place is a horse shit casserole.

by skypie June 29, 2011

horse shit

being worse then bull shit.

Situation: Dealer pulls a 21 when you have a 20.

Response: "This is horse shit!"

by Fatboy October 30, 2003

Horse Swag

A Male with a big dick, who walks around like he has a big dick, or has been told he has a big dick.
although, the term can be used to describe Males or Females as it is describing a personality or attitude as being extremely self-assured or narcissistic.

When used to describe Females, "Horse Swag" means cocky, bitchy or having a "I Know I'm the Shit" attitude.

Horse Swag can also define the demeanor of someone who does heroin, as "Horse" means heroin

Girl #1: "OMG Michael is hung like a horse"

Girl #2: "Figures, he walks around with so much Horse Swag"

by D1andOnly January 7, 2013

high horse syndrome

The uncontrollable urge to correct anybody at any time. Most people tend to claim they are correct even down to opinion. Large amounts of insults and arguments are to break out by these people.

"Wow Anon is being really annoying with saying blue is better than pink."
"Don't take it personal, it's just his high horse syndrome."

by LennyFaces February 18, 2017

Horny Sasquatch

The Horny Sasqautch is a sex position were the man dresses up in a sasquatch costume (Gorilla costume will do in a pinch) and then does the girl in the woods. The Horny Sasquatch can become a game if a point system is added. You usually get one point for every camper that spots you but can't prove you exist. Bonus points are awarded if they get a blurry photo.

Dude: Yo Man, got a Horny Sasquatch over the weekend.

Guy: Yea, how'd you do?

Dude: I got about 20 pints!

Guy: Awsome!

Dude: Yea, Google the pics man!

by FidelAC April 28, 2010

horny story

part 2

Both of them ran quickly to the school bathroom, the vibrators still going and their cum flows down to their thighs. Unfortunately, one of the teachers who saw everything ran towards them, grabs them by their hands and pulls them to one of the empty classroom. He reached under Olivia's very short crop top and was very happy knowing that they didn't wear their bras and undies. He licked his two fingers and massages Olivia's huge boobs while nibbling her nipple. "AAhh, keep going daddy!" His other hand fingers her throbbing pussy, making her moan for more. He pinned Ashley on the table and licked her pussy, eating her out. "DADDY FUCK MEEEE" said Ashley. He caresses her inner thighs and spread her legs wider, spanks her, then pushes his dick in her pussy roughly, grabbing onto her boobs. As he fucks Ashley, Olivia lets Ashley eat her pussy, making her even wetter. The teacher had almost came, but pulled out of Ashley. He fingers both Olivia and Ashley's pussy from the back in doggy style, and both of them came, letting white cum drop on the floor. They licked all of their own cum, loving how it tastes. Olivia nibbled the teacher's 10-inch cock and deep-throated him, making sure she had licked the whole thing. After a while, she went back to the tip and stuck her tongue inside his hole, making him cum in her mouth.
hope u enjoy the horny story, final part soon :)

by moonxlouvxx April 3, 2022

Happy Horse Shit

A phrase used in business that denotes activities that give the appearance of productivity but actually fail to accomplish meaningful outcomes or job duties.

Are you really accomplishing something or is this just happy horse shit to make you look busy? No one is falling for your game, so get with it.

by JuggaloRay September 24, 2015