Horizontal Running

it's a special way of running. You lay on your back and move your legs so that you make the same movements as when you run. It is usually practiced by people who do not want to admit that they are lazy.

Aubrey: Amy what are you doing?
Amy: Im doing horizontal running.
Aubrey: Just admit that you are lazy.
Amy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Horizontal Running by Kazuichi souda April 4, 2022

Horizontal Buttcrack 

A totally regular and very common butt crack, like mine

Can you believe that there's people out there that have vertical butt cracks? Not normal completely common horizontal buttcracks like yours and mine.

Horizontal Buttcrack by nonvertical September 5, 2018

Horizontal Axis Wind Turbine 

Good looking, attractive. A codeword way of saying someone is hot; horizontal axis wind turbine = HAWT.

"Damn, check out that horizontal axis wind turbine over there!"

Horizontal Axis Wind Turbine by WindriderMetal March 26, 2010

Horizontal Shotput 

The act of sexual intercourse.

Let's go back to my place later on and do the horizontal shotput baby.

Horizontal Shotput by Pal Blacketts November 20, 2006

horizontal running

Some thing Fat Amy does in the first Pitch Perfect

“Fat Amy what are you doing?” -Abory
“I’m horizontal running.” -Fat Amy *laying on the ground and moving her legs in a bicycle motion*

horizontal running by ??123 February 27, 2018

Horizontal Prejudice 

Prejudice between persons with similar points of oppression (age, race, gender, sexual orientation, religion, etc.)

A white gay looking down on a gay of a minority group would exhibit horizontal prejudice if based on the latter's minority.

Horizontal Prejudice by TangerineSpleen February 6, 2009

horizontal timemachine

When you fuck a girl so hard that she loses consciousness from the intensity of orgasms and wakes up in the future.

I threw Sara on the ground and gave her a horizontal timemachine.

horizontal timemachine by Purgator July 2, 2016