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hooker sausage

A Hooker Sausage is when a whore is so skanky and worn that her vagina has prolapsed into a sausage like organ
Damn, do you see that Hooker Sausage in those short shorts
by Your Alcoholic Stepdad June 27, 2017
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Walmart Hooker

Guaranteed low-prices, an every day deal!
Basically a very cheap whore.
Usually found at Walmart.
Thinks Walmart is the hottest "Club"
As well as Safeway, Raleys, Savemart, Rite-Aid, etc.
But especially Walmart
Guy 1-Did you hook up with Grace?
Guy 2-Yeah man, she's such a Walmart Hooker.

Guy 1- Hey do you want to buy a hooker?
Guy 2- Yeah, but I don't have enough money.
Guy 1- It's okay, we can just get a Walmart Hooker!
Guy 2- Like Grace?
Guy 1- Exactly!
by Anotheronebitesthedustbunny January 2, 2012
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bean-hooked

N.B.: somewhat related to hopped up on the bean:

adj: a person who is simply addicted to coffee
there is one major difference between someone who is hopped up on the bean and someone bean-hooked; bean-hooked people aren';t necessarily hyper over caffeinated after drinking one too many cuppas in the morning.
by Sexydimma September 15, 2013
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hooker hoops

Large gold or gold plated hoop earrings worn by a female chavor chavette.

Usually large enough to be mistaken for a parrot perch, hooker hoops are sold in Argos etc and form part of the overall chav bling. They are often accompanied by heavy gold chains, rings on every finger and piercings on every fleshy body part.

Worn together, the overall impression is designed to make the wearer look as though they charge for sex*. The main difference is that the sheer size of these earrings means that they would be highly impractical for a genuine sex-worker to wear.

* Chav 'currency' being cheap alcohol, cigarettes, bling and car parts nicked from Halfords, rather than legal tender.
'Ere, Debz, they got them noo hooker hoops in Argos nah innit.
by Lady S August 15, 2007
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hooker boots

Large, often black, leather or pleather boots with large heels. They generally extend to or above the knee.

Fake hooker boots can be contructed via the use of black, heeled leather/pleather shoes and matching tube socks.
All of the girls at school wear hooker boots.
by Komodo December 19, 2003
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Hooker Hikers

Dang, these Hooker Hikers are killing my feet but they sure look hot!
by spielhorst May 29, 2010
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Ninja Hooker

A mythical hero who protects other hookers from abusive and or cheap clients. Usually uses penis deforming ninja weapons.
The married, sucessful, CEO didn't want to pay Bubbles, so she called upon a ninja hooker, who then mutilated the poor soul with her medieval weaponary.
by El Guero Canijo May 20, 2011
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