Homiesexual

Being exclusively attracted to your friends without being gay

Person A: Omg Brian is so hot
Person B: Yeah I guess
Person A: I'd fuck him
Person B: Woah since when are you gay?
Person A: Nah bro I'm Homiesexual

by pasta di ligma October 27, 2022

Homiesexual

1. A man or woman who is openly homosexual, but doesn't throw their sexual orientation in the faces of others, making them still a really chill person to hang out with.
2. One who is sexually attracted to those who partake in gang-related activities

1. Friend #1: Tom's gay? I'm not sure how I feel about that...
Friend #2: Chill, man! He's homiesexual!
2. Diane found Frank to be extremely ugly, but the way he packed a glock really got her going.

by Squatta November 16, 2012

Homieoesis

Mild exposure to radiation having positive effects on homies.

Even though, that bitch worked at the nuclear power plant since Jesus walked the earth, she was always lookin fly, while other bitches her age withered. The radiation caused the homieoesis effect to be present in da bitch.

by Matt Surbation July 22, 2007

Homiesexual

A dude who is sexual towards his homies, but is straight and weirdly chill.

Jaquan: Dan is making me share a bed with him at the hotel in Vegas
Daquan: That douch is such a homiesexual
Jaquan: Dan's my motherfucking redneck I love that nigga

by Dub muthafuckin shit December 16, 2015

Homiesexual

A homiesexual is basically a gay man in denial because of labels or religious parents, etc. That gay man would literally suck a guys dick and then after say “No homo, bro.”

“Oh my god.. did you see Mike with Todd today? He’s such a homiesexual.”

by hamilbway November 5, 2017

Homiesexual

Homiesexual is the term used when two or more bros in a group have unanimously agreed that all other parties are cute and/or hot. This can be a group of males, females, nonbinaries, or a mix of people. But it has to be unanimous thought to be considered Homiesexual.

Ex:
Jared is laying his head on his best bro Matt’s shoulder.

Random kid: “HEY! That’s pretty gay!”
Jared & Matt: No it’s not, it’s HOMIESEXUAL.

by InsomniaKing October 6, 2019

Homiesexuality

Homosexuality but with homies. Still gay but its with da bois.

"we should bond on homiesexuality"
- Some baseball playing fools

by Ear Tazer April 24, 2021