Homeless schnoodle

The act of schnoodling with a homeless person while using a toilet paper tube and baked beans.

While at the Jersey shore I witnessed two men doing the homeless schnoodle, the sound was like pulling a duck from the mud.

by Bigtoasty66 July 29, 2021

homeless handshake

Getting a handjob from a homeless person in exchange for a handout of money.

There are women at the shelter who will give you a homeless handshake for $5.

by J-Jo F February 21, 2011

Homeless Whale

1. A species of whale that washes on shore often. They have basket like stomachs and abnormally large fins and tails.

2. Can be used as an insult basically meaning "Stupid shitface take your garbage ass shitface and get the fuck out you pickle molester"

News Reporter:Early this morning a "Homeless Whale" washed up on shore.

David your a homeless whale (Action: David walks out of the room crying like a rock is stuck in his face of shit)

by Gravy in the house! January 21, 2009

Homeless man

Having doggy stlye inercourse with a woman while inserting a small cardboard box into her anus.
OR
Having sex in a public place in which a homeless person would sleep, such as a box or a dumpster.

Mark: Hey Mike! I heard Joe gave out a homeless man behind Denny's last night!

by Chemical Taint October 14, 2006

Homeless Homies

An all auxiliary percussion band based in Woodland, California. They are known for their classic hit, Hometown Hodown.

Cool Dude Uno: Dude, I went to a sick Homeless Homies concert last Saturday!

Cool Dude Dos: You lucky duck!

by rF 1 May 4, 2009

Homeless Man

Usually someone with Black hair and blue eyes with the name of Tom usually, that lives in a cardboard box. Although very dirty, he is sexy and he will take you in his box for a good time c;

oooo! That homeless man wants to take me into his box, I think its Tom!

by >:)notEthan._. October 29, 2020

Homeless Pineapple

The moment right before u cum in yo girls pussy while raw doggin it. U pull out ur dick stick it in perfectly cut pineapple circles and watch ur girl eat it up like a homeless person down on her knees while getting her mouth pumped full of semen.

-yo dawg i just homeless pineappled the shit out of my gf.

-dam what a hoe, at least she got a meal out of it. ahha

by biscuit eater2948 March 9, 2011