Hobknocker

When a man knocks you in the face with his hob (his dick)

"He is such a hobknocker for slapping her in the face with his dick like that."

by Ronaldmcdonald44 April 28, 2022

Habknocker

A habknocker is a canadian, man or woman, who masturbates in public.

Hey George, I had a great time habknocking in the mall.

Man, that kid is a habknocker. I saw him jacking off in the public bathroom

by NJ kid November 14, 2011

Hobshnocker

It is when you munch on sausage and dick at the same time.

My girlfriend was a Hobshnocker last night during sex, I guess she had the munchies because she brought wither her a piece of sausage.

by Fagboy101 May 18, 2014

hobnocker

to slap some1 in the face with ur dick... U will never and I mean never be able to watch that Icarly scene when Carly talks abt a HobNocker

"Omfg look at Brian over there he is such a HobNocker."

by N_Hey_Bitch_Bestie June 17, 2021

Hobknocker

A Short Hairy man that makes out with animals

hes such a hobknocker!

by Somechick1423 October 22, 2011

hobknocker

when you take your dick and slap someone else on the ass usually you have to be naked to hobknock

joey - slaps bobby on the ass with his dick

bobby - wtf you stupid hobknocker cunt!

by yourmomsucksmycock March 24, 2010

Hobknocker

Literal definition: Person who goes around hitting people's private parts.
Metaphorical definition: Can be implied as a jerk, or a person who hits for fun.

"Did you see that hobknocker in the halway?"

by Makan31114 March 14, 2018