Hoarders

Hoarders: A TV show you casually turn on when your parents ask you to clean your room.

Mother: Ralph, your room looks like a tornado went through it!

Ralph: *flips to Hoarders episode*

Mother: Oh my word! Well, Ralph, I suppose I ought to be thanking my lucky stars you room doesn't look like THAT.

by luvmycozy August 11, 2012

hobart

one who participates in deviant sexual behavior.

Oh my gosh Elaine, I had no idea you were such a hobart!

by Janet01923 March 3, 2009

Hobart

the nice way to call a friend a ho. usually adds humor to the insult. great for kids who dont like to swear yet

omg tania, dont be such a hobart!

by hottag January 9, 2008

Hoarse

something that is harsh in sound

a hoarse voice

by Pacchu Nagari March 3, 2009

hober

A person who acts high while sober. Its not an act, that's just their personality.

Dude John is totally crazy even when he's not high. Yeah, that's because he's hober.

by eyeflutes May 14, 2011

hoarding teh awesome

When something (usually in a group of things) is so awesome that it makes everything around it seem bad. This cool thing could be described as "hoarding teh awesome."

Mike: "That new CD I bought isn't very good. The first track was so kickass that all the other songs on the CD seemed awful by comparison."

Steve: "That song was totally hoarding teh awesome."

by SJS 3 January 12, 2009

Myspace Hoar Blitz

This is a term that describes the way that certain internet forums will locate a random whore (here on out known as "hoar") and they will all harrass her myspace page by means of altering her pictures and or inviting her to participate in lude sexual acts by way of rearranging her refrigerator magnets. Upon completion of said harrassment, participants are then required to post up thier contributions to be judged/admired by thier peers. This term was originated on honda-tech.com and many hoars were harrassed mercilessly.

Is this thread going to stay on topic or will it just become another myspace hoar blitz.

by Mr.E.G. June 1, 2006