Raging Heterosexual, n. (technically a Tatpurusa compund)-Someone whose heterosexuality so deeply transcends the typical thoughts and behaviors of his or her peers that this person feels no need to mimic the traditional patterns of heterosexuality as defined in society; such patterns include making out, hitting on, or grinding with one or member of the opposite sex. Normally this person's raging heterosexuality is a problem for every member of the opposite sex nearby since these members can feel the profoundest of Bacchanal desire for this person. Were it not for the immense concentration of the raging heterosexual to control this power, all of these members would begin to perform the absurdest of acts, the least of which have included doing cartwheels in waltz time in front of fraternity houses, or devouring hundreds of bananas over the course of four hours while wearing a Dracula costume. Thankfully, the number of raging heterosexuals in the world appears to be few, although, as of September 9th, 2011, at least one raging heterosexual has identified himself in the greater Boston area.
Jan: Hey Jack, is there a reason you won't dance or make out with any of the 10+ girls who are fawning over your every movement?
Jack: It's probably because I'm a raging heterosexual and I don't feel like dancing with any girls. Plus I'm in a bromance with Jon, Graham, and Carlato, and I would rather grind on one or more of them right now.
Jack: It's probably because I'm a raging heterosexual and I don't feel like dancing with any girls. Plus I'm in a bromance with Jon, Graham, and Carlato, and I would rather grind on one or more of them right now.
by KingFunk'sFriend in liuwetrust September 9, 2011
A woman who is only romantically interested in men and whose emotional interest in women does not go beyond friendship, but who kisses and has sex with other women for fun and enjoyment.
Kevin, I have bad news! I just saw Jessica cheating on you!
What? With who?
Lucy.
Oh, that's OK. Jessica's a heterosexual lesbian, and we've agreed it's OK for her to sleep with other girls. Sometimes she lets me join in.
What? With who?
Lucy.
Oh, that's OK. Jessica's a heterosexual lesbian, and we've agreed it's OK for her to sleep with other girls. Sometimes she lets me join in.
by Rhodoferax October 4, 2013
Heterosexual who is against minor predators in the same sex community but hides the facts minor predators are in the Heterosexual community.
Heterosexual Groomer: She wants to label the same sex community as minor predators but won't mention anything about when straights are labeled minor predators.
by IcePanda April 20, 2023
Super Heterosexual is like Super straight but y you respect the LGBTQ community not like Super straights.
Tyler:HELLO I'm super Heterosexual .
Eliza: no you are Homophobic and Transphobic.
Tyler: No I'm not like the Super straights , Super Heterosexual is,when you are only attracted to cisgender and you are not Homophobic like the super straights.
Eliza: ok nice 🤝
Tyler:🤝
Eliza: no you are Homophobic and Transphobic.
Tyler: No I'm not like the Super straights , Super Heterosexual is,when you are only attracted to cisgender and you are not Homophobic like the super straights.
Eliza: ok nice 🤝
Tyler:🤝
by Jhujk March 7, 2021
by skEwb1 April 30, 2007
I sure am glad I've never been in a heterosexual relationship. I don't like to make other people work so hard.
by Solid Mantis February 25, 2021
A heterosexual exception occurs when you are homosexual (not bi) and you have a sexual attraction to someone of the opposite gender yet are still homosexual and this is the only person of the opposite sex you find appealing as such.
by Raven Nevermore January 26, 2017