Hermione Granger

Hermione Jean Granger is a main character in the Harry Potter saga. She is a Muggle-Born witch, which means her parents don’t have any magical abilities. She is super smart and very studious. She takes school seriously. Hermione can be sassy and annoying sometimes, but she’s a caring friend and talented witch. She’s called « the brightest witch of her age ». Harry Potter is her best friend and Ron Weasley is her boyfriend/lover/husband. She is portrayed by Emma Watson in the movies inspired by J.K. Rowling’s books.

Hermione Granger is brilliant!

by HarryPotterBuffy February 27, 2022

hermione

the little bitch in harry potter books that thinks she is soo damn special and smart.

look at that hermione wanna be she is trying to mack on my man!

by none yo buisness mofo April 26, 2003

hermionotherus

one who has had great pleasure watching hermione grainger urinate over a rhinosarus's undergarment gammon clangers

oh my god look at that hermionotherus

by Hermione Grainger January 14, 2008

Harry-Hermione

A term using characters' names from the popular books Harry Potter to describe a secret, unknown sexual favor; Made up as you go along.

"I promised Mike I'd give him a Harry-Hermione."
"Have you decided what that is yet?"
"Hahaha. NO."

by Lamby July 24, 2008

Hermione Granger's Birthday

Hermione Jean Granger was born on the 19th September 1979, the youngest of the famous trio (Ron Bilius Weasley is 6 months her senior and Harry James Potter 2 months). There is a common misconception among the youth of today that Hermione is in fact older than her two comrades, but alas this is a lie. All lies such as this should not be encouraged.

"When's Hermione Granger's birthday? She's older than Harry and Ron, right?"

"Nooooo, she's younger, duhh."

"Oh yeah, you're so right, thanks, you're a great friend. By the way, what's the French for the verb catching up?"

"Um rattraper"

"Right/"

by 62662 October 18, 2011

Hermionesexual

When you are in love with Hermione Granger and only Hermione Granger

Normal person: hey who do you have a crush on?

Y/N: oh, Hermione Granger

Normal person: You must be Hermionesexual

Y/N: yeah!

by Hermione.simp December 29, 2020

herpigonasyphalaids

When you' re really sick and messed up, but aren't sure if it was the liquor, the beer, the food or the ho.

"Man I feel like crap." "After last night, I woulodn't be surprised if it was herpigonasyphalaids."

by outfitter45 March 7, 2009