heifer

a reallllllyyyyy fat ugly girl who thinks shes hot

that girl brook is a hoe but her friend abbyy damm she is a heafty heiferrrr

by sbo6 May 18, 2006

Himeros

The son of Aphrodite.God of sexual desire.

Girl: Himeros is the reason I'm about to have a orgasm.
Boy:This feels amazing thanks Himeros

by A teenage African-American boy January 4, 2014

Hemmer

Someone who causes discomfort or irritation. Stupidness that gives you a headache. Short for brain haemorrhage

The art form of winding someone up to boiling point

Get your feet away from me Mick you fucking Hemmer

You are really Hemming me now

Hemm off

I'm Hemmed

by Steve Barrett January 27, 2004

hottie-with-a-heifer

Hottie-with-a-heifer is a phenomenon, commonly refered to as "H wit a H". The sign of this syndrome is incredibly hot members of the male sex, who are either dating, partnered, or married with an exceedingly fat, beastly, obnoxious, and utterly disgusting woman.

It has been shown that the women are usually total bitches, who have the hottie completely whipped--the hottie has absolutly no idea how hot they are.

Cindy: "God Robin, I can't believe John is with that ugly,
fat bitch. He is way to hot to be with her..!"

Robin: "He's a hottie-with-a-heifer, Robin..! Get over it!"

by Cliffie-poo February 12, 2006

heifer

a bigg ass cow, insult

you get into an argument wit a big gurl you would say "shut up fat ass heifer"

by brook-lyunn May 15, 2005

heifer

Any scandalous and evil-minded female with shady intentions.

"Hey, I heard Tamika was trying to snatch up your man."
"I wish that heifer would!"

by urbanchica November 10, 2006

Heimered

A brief way of describing the act of forgetting something short-term. As in having short-term Alzheimer's Disease.

Guy 1: Dude, I just sat down at my computer getting ready to Google something then all of a sudden I Heimered.

Guy2: Man, I hate when I do that.

by WarRhino November 30, 2011