heagan

the baddest bitch out there . she will take your man in a heartbeat . she will stab with her eyebrow arch . you think you cute ? no . heagan is cute . heagan flawless . heagan is queen . #ChickFilALuv #KAKAW

"heagan is my queen .. i want her too have my children."

by chickfilalife January 29, 2016

Headass Insurance

When someone says "headass" at the end of a statement or question to make it seem like they're joking, when in reality they're serious.

"Hey James, want to eat at McDonald's? Headass"
"Good thing you had headass insurance, i thought you were serious!"

by Bobbylight69su June 8, 2018

Video Game Headache

Also known as video game sickness or a video game hangover, a video game headache is the feeling you get when you play the same video game for hours and hours on end, due to it being fun or because the game requires you to grind (Such as an MMORPG).

Symptoms include headache, nausea, dizziness, sensitivity to light and sound, and disconnection with reality.

Treatment is simple, just getting something to drink and lying down for a while can help immensely.

Jon: Oh man, I've been up all night gearing my paladin, and I think I'm going to be sick...
Don: Dude, you really need to go lie down. You probably have a video game headache.

by Pvt Lime July 19, 2013

swedish headache

A swedish headache indicates that you are horny. Chiefly used by females.

All this yelling is giving me a swedish headache, you know what i mean? Horny! Source: film "A Dirty Shame"

by Sir Xar June 12, 2005

Heavalized

A combination of the word 'heavy' and 'virtualized'. Used to shorten a discussion with high-level IT executives for the purpose of sounding fancy.

CIO: "We are planning to add 70 servers to our environment and would like to buy some Linux to build our applications."

Jeff: "Interesting. Will this environment be heavalized?"

CIO: "What?"

Jeff: "Will it be heavily virtualized? Heavalized?"

by The Hart Foundation June 10, 2013

do you think god stays up in heavan because he too lives in fear of what hes created

this is used in text memes and picture memes, often use when someone states something gross or random

"dick cheese"
"do you think god stays up in heavan because he too lives in fear of what hes created"

by ruvik August 7, 2017

heaven for rustiness

The phrase that a recent US migrant uses to insult a company operating in a 3rd world country whose offer he has rejected for obscure reasons

literal meaning: A place where people can actually get rust on their balls

Loser1: Get your history right, have you ever worked at PNS??
Loser2: Its a heaven for rustiness!

by SayNoToMe August 2, 2011