Dry Heaving Penis

When a man has enough intercourse in a day that he cannot produce enough semen thus creating a dry heave effect via the penis.

When I finally came for the tenth time today my penis dry heaved (dry heaving penis) his final breath.

by Heaving penis August 29, 2010

hating

jealousy and anger rolled up in one

Tom was hating on Tim because Tim was given a promotion that Tom thought he deserved.

by CrashReboot72 July 30, 2010

Butt Heaving

Agressive diarrhea, more violent in nature than regular diarrhea, and where each episode requires a longer than normal visit to the restroom. Similar in nature to extreme vomiting after drinking WAY too much alcohol after a long night of partying except that material is ejected from the other end. (The word is funnier if pronounced "Buttheavin' ".)

Dude, why were you in there so long?
Sorry, I was butt heaving.

Don't go in there yet, someone was just in there buttheavin'.

by Internet Dan February 8, 2010

Band Hating Noobs

A group of mean spirited moronic individuals who bad mouths a high school or college marching band (Also see band haters).

don't listen to those morons, they are a bunch of Band Hating Noobs!

by BruinKiller3469 May 19, 2009

hating

When one puts down the success or fortune of others due to jealousy.

See hater, hatorade

She is "hating" on me because I won the lottery and she didn't.

by Sonia March 2, 2004

hard of hearing

A person who isn't deaf, but nor are they hearing. Often a hard of hearing person will feel like they have a "foot on both sides of the fence." Many people make the incorrect assumption that a hard of hearing person can hear everything, only less loudly. Group situations are very difficult for hard of hearing people, so many will avoid them.

When you're speaking to a hard of hearing person, you should be facing them, speaking in a clear, even voice, and make sure that you're annunciating your words properly.

by Maura T. January 9, 2009

Turtle heading

When you have to take a poo ... Really bad, but don't have access to a bathroom. The poo pokes out of your butthole as you try to sqeeze it back in so you don't shit your pants. Much like the way a turtles head peeks in and out of it's shell.
Often you can tell if one is turtle heading because they will walk funny, from the effort it takes to keep from shitting their pants

Dude1: wow look that guy is walking funny!!
Dude2: hahaha yeah he's definitely turtle heading !!!

by Sexy blonde chick December 31, 2014