wha de fuck i hearing?

in the west indies. when somebody's talking shit to you or somebody tells you something that you don't want to hear or they shouldn't have said you say " wha de fuck i hearing!? "

person one : geh form me ya sketty ras. that's why i been bulling yo lil sista.

person two : wha de fuck i hearing!? ( slaps person one )

by shy January 3, 2005

Heading for Alabama.

A synonym for "not going to happen" or "nope", similar to Hurricane Dorian.

"You want to come over for some kale salad and a Sex And The City marathon?"

"I don't think so. That shit's heading for Alabama."

by Danger Ape September 6, 2019

Kali harding

Fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit

Kali Harding is fit don't ask questions

by Matthew the boss December 2, 2019

izzy harding

The hottest girl ever she is just too good.

Person one: Do you know izzy harding?
Person two: Yes! She is the hottest girl ever, she is just too good.

by oscaroscar April 3, 2021

Selective hearing

When you're in a zone and you're only able to hear what your mind is focused on. Others think you're ignoring them when they talk but the truth is they failed to gain your attention first.

My wife swears I was ignoring her but I have selective hearing, my attention was on the TV and I was completely unaware she was talking to me.

by Zoned all the way out November 24, 2021

Selective Gay Hearing

when a person only hears or thinks he hears you when you make a gay or homosexual remarks about you, himself, or those around him

Friend 1: "hey tim you wanna go bowling with me and alyshia tonight?
what friend 2 heard :"gosh all I really want is a big fat cock up my gay ass"
friend 2 has Selective Gay Hearing

by ASSEATER6969696969696969 October 23, 2018

Max John Harding Thomas

Its max, thats all just some guy from some town.

Hey "Max John Harding Thomas" How are you?

by UncleGravy June 1, 2023