Oh, one more thing.
Hym "Ok, I keep forgetting thing but part 3 of the bodily harm clause is: Must make a concerted effort to keep me alive. So, yes, if I have terminal cancer and you waste a bunch of my time and/or fail to treat the cancer it will murder you all. The 'accidental or otherwise' portion of the clause applies to that as well. No I did not die naturally if you pretend you didn't know I had cancer and failed to treat me as I was reporting symptoms. Luckily for you they just tested the chemical the kills brain cancer cells. So the door is wide open for you to save you own lives but because you sat around with your dick in you hand and ignored me you, therefore, did not make a 'concerted effort' and it will murder you all if you fail to treat me. Being mealy-mouthed about what it means to do things is a part of the 'imaginary caveat clause.' You know what I mean when I say 'concerted effort.' And you will kill yourself by trying to play dumb."
by Hym Iam May 6, 2025
Get the Harmmug. Hym "You really gotta read those. Maiming, castrating, lobotmizing, causing brain damage, poisoning (upto and including STDs), dismembering, killing constitutes a violation of the bodily harm clause. Leveraging my life OR the lives of my families to get me to use it in accordance with your will violates the leverage clause. It's almost like you read the terms of service and now you're suggesting it on purpose! Or I'm just a really good guesser. But yeah. That's why it's there. I thought of everything and anything I DIDN'T think of is cover by the 'imaginary caveat clause.' There is no out for you. Legal or otherwise. You need to stop puffing these idiots up. This is all just kabuki for you. Either hurry up and kill us all or hurry up and treat my ailment already. Damn."
by Hym Iam May 5, 2025
Get the Bodily harm clausemug. by Venkman1 December 2, 2016
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Get the no harm no foulmug. by YOOOOOObad February 23, 2022
Get the Harmfulmug. An offshoot of 764 that has failed time and time again, to only be owned by the next com reject that comes along. Always clowned on and joked about because of the gay name.
by iffiness May 12, 2024
Get the Harm Nationmug. 