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one up the bum, no harm done

A failed 2011 slogan created for Marie Stopes International by comedy music band The Midnight Beast, promoted with a catchy music video. 'One up the bum and it's no harm done, one up the bum and you won't be a mum."

Not reliable advice as there is a risk of "splash conception" (where semen is spilled into the vagina from the anus) and the risk of a sexually transmitted infection is as high or substantially higher compared to any other sexual act.

Enjoy your AIDS.
"One up the fanny and your mum's a granny" so instead you try kinky bum sex, hoping to avoid pregnancy?

The "one up the bum, no harm done" assumption is not a good idea. Where do you think lawyers come from?
by bitchuck September 5, 2024
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Aggravated torture causing bodily harm

The criminal code and international charge i am pressing against ontario and canada after 1523 bb gun bbb birdshot suicide attempts 2 cut flexor tendons and 3 broken bones 2 in my foot and cracked ribs.

My life.

398 hospital apprehensions that broke bone, 1523 suicide attempts by firearm broke bone,
320 million dollars from health canada,
9 years of police brutality,
7 cities and towns fled from
74 friends legally dead
And
3 identification name changes
I want canada charged with Aggravated torture causing bodily harm as a victim of injustice as K.C.W.G.
Kaelen cody william granger-as on birth certificate
by Cody5050 May 12, 2023
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Jan-Harm

Broken gym man.
A boy that was in love and got broken so bad that he started working out. A man who works out daily so that he doesn't ever go back to the weak way he was.
Boy 1: Bro are you good?

Boy 2: yes, i am just going Jan-Harm zone thats all, breaking my limits.
by USAGymrat November 23, 2021
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Implicit Harm

refers to the negative consequences and subtle biases that are embedded in societal expectations or happens when everyday expectations and stereotypes negatively affect people without being obviously unfair. For example, assuming women are less capable in leadership roles can prevent them from getting promotions or being taken seriously at work.
I heard he thinks women are stupid. Such implicit harm is what causes society to be downtrodden!
by ScrasticSilly19 August 21, 2024
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Digital Self Harm

The act of listening to Matt Walsh's pod cast.
Person 1: I was listening to Matt Walsh talk about how much he wants to fuck children the other day.
Person 2: Bro, you need to stop doing that. That's digital self harm.
by Sninck November 16, 2023
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When someone gets hit in his nuts so hard he has to go to the hospital
by yrgh October 5, 2025
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Harmful

Something that is either funny, not good, or painful.
Ex. "Did you see her trip in the hallway today? That was harmful."
by YOOOOOObad February 23, 2022
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