Ham Sandwich

Describing a person who is so dumb it is sad to say. Comparing his/her brain to a deli ham, which has no wrinkles or curves like the human brain does

Also, comparing ones skill, morals, or ideology to the quality of ham meat. Pork is bad for you & is basically a pigs butt & leg.

When the Lakers dramatically losing a game
Person: Man these mfs ham sandwich. These ain't the Lakers I watched before.

by Mizu_Mane April 14, 2022

Ham sandwich

A sandwich that is made out of turkey from the newest animal named a haminal witch is a ham

That looked like a good ham sandwich

by Emily’s new animal August 06, 2023

ham sandwich

when you take someones face and put it in between your thighs ,then proceed to rub there face around in it

yo dude that piece of shit gave me a ham sandwich

by jenna tilworts September 28, 2009

ham sandwich

a sandwich with ham.

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i ate a ham sandwich.

by fjask;safjkl;fajklfjk;fdjkl;df April 03, 2023

ham sandwich

a flaze ass bitch, and anything related

that cottys a ham sandwich she didn’t come to the crib 3 times.

by cottyszn17 August 06, 2022

Ham Sandwich

Slang : when a guy prefers white women over women of Colour.

He likes ham sandwiches (white women)

by Do megabytes September 02, 2022

ham sandwich

To Have A baby

i"m a bout to have a ham sandwich

by Boss Punch October 02, 2018