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Hale middle school

Hell in devil’s ass
The devil farting on top of kids is hale middle school
by Hale Middle school December 17, 2019
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Jasper Hale disease

When one (normally a Twitard) becomes extremely obsessed with with Jasper Hale from twilight.
Twitard: OMG I LOVE JASPER!!! HE’S SO HOT!!!

Me: Another victim of Jasper Hale disease..
by Rob3rtpatt1nson September 20, 2021
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Hale School

Rando: Hey, where did you hop on the finger train?
Ben Dover: Oh at Hale School.
by manchu lang November 22, 2019
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Hale vs Sale

Hale is an awesome place where all the cool people hang out. It is known for its friendly inhabitants and welcoming surroundings. Sale on the other hand is a skanky little hole. Hale is often compared with Sale; the people who compare them are idiots as Hales awesomeness is too much for Sale so they have no chance. Although Hale is smaller than Sale this is no disadvantage to Hale as it’s about quality and not quantity and Hale is pure quality. Plus Sale needs the space for all the fat people that live there! Some may argue that Sale is better that Hale because it has two tram stops, this is not a thing to boast about as that just means that they are killing the environment as they cant be bothered to walk that little bit extra thus explaining there fatness. Sale is the home to many students at Sale Grammar School, to get into this school in year 12, the grades needed are two A’s and three B’s, whereas at Altrincham Girls and Boys (where many residents of Hale go) the grades needed are four A*/A’s and two B’s so I think we know which is cleverest. Hale is often visited by celebs, Sale by hoboes. Sale in French translates to dirty, nasty, unclean, foul, greasy, messy, grimy, lousy, grubby etc. and Hale in Filipino is “go on” which is positive and supportive ( like the people who live there).
Guy 1: Hey, look at that hot girl she's so pretty, kind and clever, she must live in Hale!
Guy2: Yeah, but look at her mate, she's well sketty she must be from Sale.
Guy 1: So true, they must be having a Hale vs Sale fight!
Guy 2: Hale is the best by miles.
by Hale Kid October 14, 2010
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Hale

A place where only men live. Most of them are old and overweight.
I am going to Hale!
by JoeMumza69 June 2, 2021
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Laura Jane Hale

The most beautiful woman in the world. She's smart, generous, and forgiving. The type of girl that lights up a dull room with her positive attitude and humor. She'll joke around, but you better know not to mess with her. Humble confidence radiates off of her with every step. She is the golden standard for what it means to be a woman. She's strong, compassionate , and absolutley breathtaking, . Her beauty will cut through into your heart, leaving you sweating and at a loss for words. She is by definition, the most perfect girl you will ever meet.
Laura Jane Hale, she is the most amazing girl you will meet in your life.
by LodgeGe December 2, 2019
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Hale

So so so beautiful, intelligent, very strong from the strongest men/women alive he/she can take your girl/boy easily
Omg he took my girl/boy from the first look
Beacuse he/she is hale
by Jannifercute August 22, 2020
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