Long Haggis

A sexual act involving stuffing a partners foreskin with meat and barley, then playing the bagpipes at their penis while they run in either a clockwise or counter-clockwise circle. Continue until they ejaculate “whiskey sauce.”

I gave Angus a Long Haggis.

by Salty Cock-a-Leekie January 28, 2024

shagging the haggis

Having sex with sheep.

Look at Johnny out there in the field shagging the haggis. What a pervert!

by anonymous1717 October 15, 2016

HAGGY

Historical saying (or slang) used to promote happiness and celebration during a Hebrew gathering - typically the 2nd night of Hannukah. Of Yiddish heritage, this phrase is usually spoken only by the most mensch.

Haggy to all except those who doubt (shayna Elekman).

by Chaz Gut November 29, 2021

Boiled Haggis

When a woman is on her period and she queef-Dutch-ovens herself.

It brought a single, burning tear to her eye when she let rip an ol' boiled haggis; she emerged from under the comforter, a shell of her former self.

by SuxbridgeMA November 3, 2025

haggis donut

It's when your significant other spreads apart their buttocks in a manner in which they reveal their butthole. You then get some haggis and drape it over their spread butt then you proceed to eat that and their ass.

"Hey how was the Ren. Faire?"
"It was good, Tiffany and I even got to do the haggis donut after"
"Nice bro"

by JeremiahIK14 December 16, 2020

HAGGIS

The word a Scottish girl uses instead of god or swearing when receiving a good fucking.

*man and Scottish woman in bed together*
MAN: "Omg this is amazing!!!"
SW: "HAGGIS, HAGGIS, HAGGISSSSSSSS!!!"

by O P R I C E Y June 7, 2018

Haggis

The most peak food of all time traditionally eaten by Irish Ngas and Bangladesh PAKIS, sometimes by Egyptian pussies.
Made by sheep stomach and beef mince.

Connor: Yo what did you have for dinner?
Aayan: 4 million kilograms of haggis

by Dingamasala October 6, 2025