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Hubby

A man who is almost your husband but just not there a comrade a hubby (not daddy)
Her: Goodnight hubby

Me: damn I ain’t shit
by Regegis November 10, 2019
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Hubby

a word white people use to describe their 300 pound husband with a goatee.
I ordered the scrambled eggs, and hubby over there ordered the classical American pancakes.
by milfymilfy February 9, 2022
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L. Ron Hubby

A con-man husband who nickel and dimes his wife, requiring her to buy lots of stuff for him (typically money they don't have) in exchange for a minimal amount of unsatisfying sex. He also often keeps his wife secluded from the outside world in a cult-like fashion.
Jeez I totally want to take Linda out and show her what a good time is all about but her man is such an L. Ron Hubby.
by DreamReaper December 28, 2023
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L. Ron Hubby

A husband who nickel and dimes his wife, expecting her to pay him or buy him all kinds of stuff (often with money she doesn't have) in exchange for very minimal and unsatisfying sex. He also often keeps her secluded from the outside world in a cult-like fashion.

Name is derived from L. Ron Hubbard, who was the con man founder of the Church of Scientology, which is based on pseudoscience and requires followers to pay large sums of money in exchange for very minimal spiritual advice.
"Jeez, I really want to take Linda out and show her what a good time is all about, but she has such an L. Ron Hubby."

"I know his dick is like an E-meter, she paid him all that money, and it hardly moved at all!"
by DreamReaper December 28, 2023
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Hubby day

Hubby day is the Monday after father’s day where you should (lovingly) point & laugh at your friends without present fathers.
Hey man, I made you a cake for Hubby Day! Happy Hubby Day!
by theveryfirstpeepee June 20, 2022
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Subby Hubby

Someone who talks to that ONE girl on discord 24'7, and goes to bed at 3 am every day due to it. Usually wears a collared tee and has brown hair.
OMG, Aiden is such a subby hubby
by Not.Diesel September 6, 2021
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Ring hubby

I love my ring hubby so much!
by ImposterAsh July 14, 2023
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