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hottabe

A person who thinks the're good looking, when they aren't.
Jen thinks she's attractive, but she isn't. Fuckin hottabe.
by OnTourIn12 March 17, 2010
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Hottie with a Naughty

A hot looking girl, who in fact has a penis.
Guy 1: "Whoa, she is hot!"
Guy 2: "Dude...I heard she's a Hottie with a Naughty..."
Guy 1: "Fooled me..."
by Kuug December 27, 2011
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Hitty Knee

-DO NOT CONFUSE WITH FORKY EYE-

A game native to Castlegregory, commonly played when irrecoverably gargled. Hitty Knee involves any amount of players above two people.

Everyone sits in a circle, with one knee facing into the centre. One person is given the immeasurable honour of having the first go. They can choose to either lightly caress or thwomp the bejesus out of another players knee. It is now that persons turn.
The game continues like this until the *Final Round*.
For the final round, every player chooses an available knee (other than their own) and gently, affectionately drapes their hand over said knee, keeping it there.

*Bonus Quickfire Round*
The game accelerates to ludicrous speed, with everyone putting the full force of a god into their swing.
"Ay Darren, how about a good game of hitty knee?"
"Sure sign me up there now buachaill"
by Peanuts Baker April 8, 2018
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Hottie Lammoti

basically a code word for that older hot mexican cowboy that you’ve been crushing on forever but don’t know how to talk to lol
damn look at hottie lammoti man he’s hot
by that one bitch! March 27, 2020
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Hotly

*stares at Luke hemmings hotly*
by Attention whore xoxo November 3, 2020
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eco-hottie

A famous person who has embraced the environmental/sustainability movement by shelling out green for a new Prius, chic reusable tote bags and organic food. Must be easy on the eyes and able to define "carbon footprint."
John Mayer isn't an eco-hottie yet, but once he trades in his Benz for a Prius and hugs a few more trees, he will be.
by KimmieLoc April 15, 2008
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Simon The Hottie

Simon is the absolute hottest and cutest boy you will ever see. He will make you instantly cum in your pants. His bunda is big, his knockers are bare, he will make you cum with one glance. By far the most alpha, chad male you will ever see.
Person 1: have you seen Simon The Hottie?
Person 2: Yeah, I came instantly.
Person 1: Shiiiiit, I wanna have that experience.
by Simon The Hottie Stan June 23, 2021
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