Hobbit fucker

Someone who enjoys fucking hobbits or someone who fucks hobbits to loose calories.

Jim: That girl is such a hobbit fucker.
Alex: Yeah but I heard she lost 4,000 calories after fucking with a hobbit for 10 minutes.

by ster344 December 27, 2014

The Hobbit Trilogy

The series of movies that followed The Lord of the Rings trilogy and didn't live up to many fan's expectations. But, most agree that Bilbo was very well cast and Smaug was really cool.

`Dude 1: So, what did you think of "The Hobbit Trilogy"?
Dude 2: They were alright. A bit underwhelming, especially the last one. But at least they were better than the Star Wars Prequels
Dude 1: Yeah, totally.

by dude...Dude...DUDE...WHOA January 12, 2016

Hobbit Legs

Hobbit legs is a definition of someone who has a normal sized to large body but posses short dumpy child-like legs. Putting their office chair almost on ground level.

Look at Justin sitting on his milk crate height office chair. He really has hobbit legs. If he raised his chair his feet wouldn't touch the ground.

by Chester LaRue August 10, 2016

hobbit chick

A chick with a longer upper body then lower body. They appear to be short and stumpy, much like a hobbit.

Look at that hobbit chick, her legs are so short. I wonder if she knows Gandalf?

by the-moyni May 24, 2009

Hobbit lifestyle

Playing video games all night without any sleep. Coming to work the following morning looking all disheveled.

Person 1: I live the untz untz lifestyle
Person 2: eff that im all about the hobbit lifestyle.

by hobbit lifestyle promoter December 26, 2011

Hobbit Arm

another term for an extremely long wang

When it came down to it, Shelia was afraid to take Dickey home because the rumors of his hobbit arm.

or

"Long" John Smith, a basketball player from the early 80's, had such a problem with his hobbit arm that he had to tape to his leg before every game to avoid injury.

by DeezEnUTees December 25, 2008

horny hobbit

A person of small stature who is perpetually bent on sexual intercourse

"Damn, that little guy sure is bent on getting some pussy!"
"Yeah, he's such a horny hobbit"

by avensus June 20, 2006