history major

One of the only true majors out there. One of the only majors where you receive a real education. All "great" people had some knowledge of history. An opposite of this major would be a Business Administration Major. One does not necessarily have to become a history teacher upon graduation. Hell, a history major without much direction could become that business major's boss someday.

Oh, you're a Business major? What you're still taking ESL classes? No, not all history majors become teachers.

by Tzeentch June 13, 2007

History of Canada

A depraved sexual act symbolically representing Canada's place in the world, in which one person, representing Canada is put on a loose leash by a Queen, while being simultaneously ejaculated and defecated on from their mate below.

The resulting act is known throughout the world for both it's difficulty, humility, and the passive aggressive submissiveness of it's protagonist.

We decided to spice up our sex life by doing the History of Canada. It was very strange doing the History of Canada for the first time. As the man underneath kept rolling over to defecate or continue coitis depending on which was more urgent. Meanwhile a man with a lisp holding a leash giggled and commented from several feet away.

by JustinSeseSeko February 9, 2010

History of Erectimy

the phenomena boys experience in high school after and during staring at all the hot girls body parts

an erection lasting more than 4 hours

Chris experienced History of Erectimy throughout his high school years and was always bumping into lunch trays in the cafeteria.

After his bout with History of Erectimy, Chris had difficulty walking through doorways.

All the girls in the halls gave me a real History of Erectimy

by Penelope Storm August 2, 2011

History will be made

NHL commercials that ask what would happen if a certain player or team did not have a certain play.

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Pavel Datsyuk

What if the drafted ended after the 5th round?
History will be made

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Joe Pavelski

What is little Joe didn't keep coming up big?
History will be made.

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Mike Cammelleri

What if Cammalleri didn't hit a home run?
History will be made.

by Curtis Compton December 17, 2010

History of the computer

I don't know shouldn't you be searching it in wikipedia or something rather than wasting your time here

Assigment:
Find the History of the computer

by ramdom shit you should stop se August 10, 2018

History Memer

Somebody who posts generally unfunny memes about history to try to be funny, but ending up failing (ESPECIALLY WW2). These can include soldiers fucking walking (which is most common), or even NSFW. Common Personalities include with being a history memer include. (These do not apply to all but most)
-Thinking that they are special or a big shot
-Toxicity
-Easy to laugh at
And way way more!

Person 1, 2 and 3 - *chilling*
History Memer - *Posts stupid history meme*
Person 1 - What the fuck
Person 2 - Thats so cringe
Person 3 - get out history memer
History Memer - I don't even know you, now shut the fuck up. (History memer behind the screen is crying)
Person 1: LMAO this man thinks he is special
History Memer - *leaves chat*
Person 1, 2, 3 - LMAOOOOOOOO

by frankish simp October 31, 2021

history on a computer

a link under the url that can be used to see what u have done on acomputer

i check my history on a computer a lot when somone is done

by hjhihyhuihhkhknbbyhfhj June 23, 2008