Hammer

A person who is a huge tool with multiple groups of friends. Like a hammer everyone uses them and its never your turn.

Wow Chris is such a Hammer, I need a ride but he was already being tooled by Dan.

by NickGD December 26, 2008

hammered

A word used to describe an action of misfortune.

1. Alex: Dicky boned some rankslut
James: Hammered

2. Alex: The cops just busted my ass for feltching in public
James: Hammered

by PUNK April 7, 2005

Hammer

another word for penis, a very large penis

Good Morning guys my hammer is so big it cannot fit inside my pants

by ham dingler December 13, 2009

hammer

A tool used to insert nails into wood. (no pun intended)
Also used by sick minded assholes who are sexually frustrated

I WANNA HAMMER YEW!!!!

by zdfgujhokpl[] April 23, 2013

The Hammer

A mixed concoction of vodka and Simply Limeade. Also functions as a panty liquidator. Also takes the rape out of date rape.

After just a sip off The Hammer, the female's panties melted.

by Kevin Granderson December 9, 2008

Hammer

A mix between a Hypebeast and a Nammer

Hammer example: A person who wears a Stussy crewneck with a Hugo Boss jacket with a Gucci murse and wearing a snapback with raw denim. This person dances and sings, but taxes people at the same time.

by Dahvidddd December 1, 2011

hammer

quite possibly one of the greatest rappers of all time.

Hammer please dont hurt em'

by Mazoo July 19, 2006