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Guitar Hero claw 

A medical ailment that is a result of playing the rock guitar simulator game for hours on end. It most often leaves the left hand cramped in the shape it took to press the coloured buttons, which resembles an odd claw, with the lightning speed and precision needed to beat friends in a 'pro face off' or complete career mode on hard. It is often accompanied by guitar hero tripping.
This is a small price to play for victory over friends and family.
'Flip Marc, we've just beat the co-op mode of Guitar Hero 3, now we have opened Strokes- Reptilia & Beastie Boys: Sabotage- that's Wizard!'

'Yes but it is 4 hours of our lives we will never get back and I do have nasty case of Guitar Hero claw.'

'True...and the carpet has started to move too...that's not normal!'

Guitar Hero Syndrome 

The terrible affliction achieved by playing guitar hero for too many hours. Unfortunately, this disease usually takes hold when players are beginning to become one with their guitar and are achieving epic streaks. Your brain then decides to over think and your hand cant deal with the on coming information, the hand is no longer part of the equation and does what it feels like.
Also know as Guitar Hero Spaz Hand.
If you are unfortunate enough to get Guitar Hero Syndrome, any chance of 100% will definately go right out of the window.

Guitar hero solo 

It is when a man cums inside woman (no condom) so much that she can form strings of cum from her vagina and pretend shes lead guitarist.
Did you watch school of rock last night?

No, but I did school the guitar hero solo
Guitar hero solo by BoBeauBo February 4, 2020

Guitar Hero Effect 

The trippy change in vision where everything seems to be constantly moving up after playing guitar hero for extended periods of time
Man, I played guitar hero for 5 hours yesterday and then the guitar hero effect set in as soon as I turned my tv off. It felt like I was trippin balls.
Guitar Hero Effect by Dandyandy69 December 4, 2009

guitar hero vision 

The way you see everything after playing guitar hero for an extended amount of time.
-dude, is it just me or does that picture on the wall keep growing and shrinking?
-nah, man. that's just your guitar hero vision.
guitar hero vision by HaleyC March 18, 2008

guitar hero fingers

from playing guitar hero excessively and having the joints in your fingers are sore and stiff and hard to move.

another side effect from guitar hero is
guitar hero tripping
guitar hero enthusiast: my god freebirds a bitch!
gave me guitar hero fingers, ouch!