Not to be confused with the “guillotine”, the execution device designed by France made for popping a pimple on the neck, the Guilitine is a far more nefarious device created by Dr. Professor. Lingerie as a deterrent to the messy method of the former. The Guilitine does not have a physical form and this cannot physically hurt you, however. It will drive linguists and snooty professors crazy as they try to correct you despite your insistent that that is indeed, the one true, correct spelling.
PA: To the guilitine with the queen! Off with her head!
YS: Guilitine
PA: Guillotine*
YS: Tangerine?
PA: No
YS: guiltytine?
PA: stop
YS: Pantene?!?!
PA: NOOOOOOO
YS: Guilitine
PA: Guillotine*
YS: Tangerine?
PA: No
YS: guiltytine?
PA: stop
YS: Pantene?!?!
PA: NOOOOOOO
by Walnutoast September 27, 2022
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A kind of deth or defamation or misrepresentation device or writing style within literature, usually found in journalism.
Coined by Vjesci.
A kind of deth or defamation or misrepresentation device or writing style within literature, usually found in journalism.
Coined by Vjesci.
I: That magazine is a quillotine.
by vjesci April 11, 2007
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A mideval device,which was used to execute villigers by beheaded them with a large blade chopping threw there necks
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Get the guillotin mug.A reference to the French revolution, in which many members of the "Upper" class were executed with a device(the guillotine) that beheaded(removed the head) the person. It was said to be more humane than hanging or beheading by ax, as it was a quicker death. There are reports that the heads appeared to still be alive for a short time after the process, but this is difficult to confirm in laboratory conditions.
The phrase may also be a reference to a popular college drinking game, in which a person lays on their back, and an alcoholic beverage is poured from a height into their mouth. The goal of the game is to consume the drink while spilling as little as possible. Traditionally the game uses a red beverage, with the spillage resembling blood in the streets, reminiscent of the tales of Paris in the French revolution.
The phrase may also be a reference to a popular college drinking game, in which a person lays on their back, and an alcoholic beverage is poured from a height into their mouth. The goal of the game is to consume the drink while spilling as little as possible. Traditionally the game uses a red beverage, with the spillage resembling blood in the streets, reminiscent of the tales of Paris in the French revolution.
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