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Groundhogging

Verb. Jerund. The act of shitting into a condom, freezing the condom, then using it to masturbate vaginally or analy. Nasty but different.
I caught my wife Groundhogging in bed this morning after we had Mexican food last night. I could smell the cilantro from the front door.
by Brazerican April 16, 2025
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Confused Groundhog

When you have your girl get on all fours and put a pie pan under each part that touches the floor. Then start pumping away. Every time you thrust, she’ll slide forward. That coupled with her ecstasy will make her look like a confused groundhog foraging for a nut.
Rich: “Tina and I got the pie pans out last night and I slid her all around the floor with my back shots.”
Curtis:”The ol’ Confused Groundhog…that’s hot!”
by TheCanon13 October 5, 2023
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Groundhogged

When a guy bangs a girl so hard that every time she goes to sleep and wakes up she's at the start of the same day again.
"That guy from Rise Records was groundhogged me so hard that I was stuck in a loop for 3 years"
by BandTrash February 5, 2015
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Groundhog date

Makes a reference to the film Groundhog Day.
A groundhog date is when you have the same date over and over again, by taking your dates to the same places and having the same conversations, so that it feels like the same date being repeated but with different women.
Krish- We watched Groundhog Day on all my first dates

Bhakti- ah! So you did a groundhog date?
Krish- nice! I’ll claim this word on urban dictionary now!
by Romy8780 April 15, 2018
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groundhog tunnel

a tunnel groundhogs use to see if it's cold outside and/or see if it's still winter. it's also where british people eat stinky fish and chips before heading to the orthodontist
ex: "i cant make my hot sauce audition because i'm eating fish and chips in the groundhog tunnel"
by lc2401 September 8, 2010
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Groundhogging

Groundhogging - verb; to groundhog

noun; groundhog

1. To spend the day on the ground at a dropzone while others are skydiving. Especially relevant in perfect weather. Usually accompanied with sitting in a hammock, fetching lunch or worrying about wind speeds, potential gusts and/or wind changes.
She was in the hammock all day just groundhogging, all while chirping those who were actually jumping"
by Morty87 May 30, 2022
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Evict The Groundhog

Who up evicting the groundhog?
Do you want to evict my groundhog?
Did you just evict the groundhog out of me?
by StakeTheSteak December 27, 2024
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