Groom Rider

Noun: A man and/or woman that gets married soon after getting pregnant or causing a pregnancy.

What ever happened to Becky?

She got knocked up by that douche bag Gary and they're getting married now.

Whoa never thought she'd be a Groom Rider.

by Granny Maxwell April 28, 2011

grooming den

a chatroom where old people (typically males on discord) gather to groom little kids

person 1: " did you hear about that new grooming den"
person 2: "yeah my friend's in it she's so dumb"

by alyssasjournal September 5, 2023

grooming excuse

Any use of a feeble, or implausible excuse used by someone to escape from a conversation on a mind-numbing, or uninteresting topic for the listener. Refers to someone explaining their preference to 'wash their hair', 'do their nails' or some other such excuse, which would be an otherwise less desirable chore than having to suffer through listening to such a boring conversation.

These excuses were popular in sit-coms, where the lead actor wanted to extract laughter from the audience with the punchline illustrating the implausibility of the excuse being believed by the recipient.

Claire: When I came back with your wine you'd already left. What happened?

Steve: When that wine-snob came over to talk about the wine we were drinking, I had to use a grooming excuse to get out of there.

by WineBusProf February 20, 2015

Mr. Groom

Coolest teacher you’ll ever meet. Doesn’t like when you wear hats and can get peeved pretty easily. but still all around a pretty chill teacher. he may try to trip you in the cafeteria but it’s all in good fun. might throw your phone but it’s okay. nice shoes, hair is always slicked to the right

Student: i have mr. groom next year

other student: you lucky son of a gun!! he’s the best

by N1ckyPoo69 December 6, 2021

grooming shower

A shower taken just for shaving

I'm wearing a skirt tonight. I'll have to take a grooming shower

by Sarah fake name April 21, 2015

Grooming

Personal Care - In the context of personal care and hygiene, grooming refers to the practices and activities people undertake to maintain their appearance. This can include activities such as shaving, haircuts, skincare, nail care, and overall personal cleanliness.

"Men's grooming products include razors, aftershaves, and beard oils."

by jeegz July 7, 2024

ball grooming

when you keep good care of your balls

timmy: i just got the best ball grooming by troy!

ciara: i dont have balls

by jaccitcock April 13, 2021