gronk

an australian term or defininition meaning best friends, lets help each other out anytime, all the time, bros before hoes kinda shieet, not many ppl know this meaning, cos its special like-ED, and its cooler than most ppl think, no need for special handshakes, or slaps, its a seventh sense, cos seven is lucky like that! u know ur there for each other, esp trying to get him/her a gf/bf, u do what it takes, its like playing for the championship. gronk is the new word, should only be used sparingly, and on very rare special once in a lifetime friendships.
yo mooks, were such gronks aye bro, cant believe you took me to churros today, u the fkn best!, all good bro, cos im sik kent, maybe u can put a good word in for to ur cuz u gronk!
leese: no worries bro ill tell her ur sucha nice kent, and thats why were full time gronks!
by mooks69er November 13, 2011
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Gronked

When one is about to make a comeback or is in the process of doing so and fails.
Dude 1:Yo I'm going to do so well on this test I have a "D" average and I need to bring it up......(Gets an "F")...... Damnnnnn I Gronked that shit.
by Amish Mafia 666 March 14, 2013
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gronk

A guy that lets anyone and everyone bend him over and use him as their "girlfriend" in prison
Dave: "Fuck I'm horney. Wish I wasn't in prison. I NEED a woman!"
Joe: "No problem mate, just fuck Andy...he's a gronk."
by noneXistant August 19, 2006
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gronk

Someone that is a shithead, they are worse than a Noob
Daniel can get much better because hes from Redfern and hes a gronk.
by Nikkiiscooooool February 16, 2009
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gronk

the kid that always wore the number 55 on your grade school basketball team cause he was an obscenely large bastard.
look at that gronk making all the turnovers, someone should put him on a diet.
by asianfetuskiller May 18, 2008
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gronk

An idiot who rocks himself or loses an argument that was fought whole-heartedly until the poor gronk comes to realisation of his or her assiness and shuts the fuck up.
The gronks live among us, living like the rest of us, in complete satisfaction. They don't even know they're gronks.
by Bastardized Bottomburp June 23, 2003
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gronk

a male version of a skank; "one who gets around"
"look at that gronk, that's the fourth chick he's made out with tonight"
by Trav the Gronk February 20, 2006
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