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Grongo

Lay a grongo in your slipper
by SQUAD August 15, 2012
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Beefy Grongo

A Beefy Grongo is when a man puts ground beef in a woman's vagina. The penis is then inserted into the vagina and "Grinded" until the beef has mostly sprayed out of the vagina. The man then ejaculates onto the beef and the woman and the man eat it together.
Did you see our Beefy Grongo video on YouPorn?
by SecksandCandy January 27, 2011
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grondy

a rare disease that normally occurs in people with extreme obesity, where they get addicted to ketamin
there's a fuckin door there!!
.....dude, your such a massive grondy!
by krunchy teeth February 14, 2010
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Grontch

I want to grontch at that hamburger stand.
Where do you want to grontch?
What are you going to grontch?
Let's go grontch that food at that restaurant.
by Moe Heathmont July 19, 2011
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gronk

The sounds that Miss Piggy makes when Kermit mounts her.
Oh Kermie, I love you. GRONK!
by ucla sucks October 10, 2008
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gronski

The first evacuation of the morning following a night of hard drinking. The smell usually can remove wall paper from the walls.
I dropped a big gronski this morning that killed the dog.
by Chris February 11, 2005
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gronk

One who is a bitch, an ass kisser, a muppet.You can slap him around and he wont do shit but then when u walk away he will mumble under his breath or bitch about how he was going to kick your ass to his friends.
Not enough of a man to talk to a women.
Prone to sucking up and talking about themselves alot.
Possibly lacking in testosterone or testicles
Nik: "This guy at the pub today said i was a dirty little faggot and kicked me in the scrote, and i was going to fuck him up , he's lucky i had an itchy ass crack or i would have kicked his ass with my mad wicked kung fool skills! Fuck i'm a mad cunt, I was fully going to hit on his hot girlfriend too, after i kicked his ass , cos i looked at her and she smiled at me, or blinked or something, yeah she wants me man! I'm the sexiest guy alive, i'm so hot i dont need to talk to her she should come and talk to me, i never get laid whoo"
Everyone else: "You Gronk!"
by Rachet September 6, 2008
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