groin-hit

The highest form of television comedy. Often times executed by a football or a swift kick. Always followed by hysterical laughter.

That was by far the best groin-hit of all time.

by barneyonfire February 19, 2006

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Groin Spasm

An uncontrolable vibration or spasm of the groin forcing you to "spasm" your way towards the closest groin near you.A groin spasm is very highly contagious, and pain behind the testicles is sometimes felt. Whenever you see someone having a groin spasm, RUN. Groin spasms can be great sexual aids.

"Omg GET AWAY, thats guys having a GROIN SPASM!"

by Groinas Pubess October 22, 2006

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groit

australian for "great"

groit job mate!

by c-honey April 23, 2009

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grinted

The serated edge on a knife or pair of scissors.

A set of grinted knives

by Sir Megan (The Megan) on behalf of Alison January 5, 2005

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Groin Battle

a particularly aggressive bout of coitus.

"Me and my bird had a bit of a groin battle last night"

"i don't fancy battling that beast"

"mmm i want to battle fuck out of her groin"

by charlie hazelwood April 28, 2009

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groin oyster

Vagina cunt mut
Descriptive adjective for a ladies nether regions. Particularly apt when said region has become slimey and smelly after a night of disco-ing.

I.e. I got a mouth full of Tinas' groin oyster last night.

by Davey Ryans June 13, 2018

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