glory jerk

an event that usually occurs in the celebrity section of Twitter...where one celebrity will make a seemingly ordinary observation or comment on a particular subject, causing hundreds (sometimes thousands) of other celebrities to gather around the original celebrity to give self-indulgent, congratulatory or brilliance to them, making them the BRIGHTEST star in their corner of the universe for the moment...

Elizabeth Banks' observation that Venom looked like he was "eating a dick" in a publicity still triggered a massive GLORY JERK on Twitter as thousands of fellow celebrities came out to call her a "comic genius" and "the sharpest mind in the world".

by bottomboy tj May 30, 2018

Goofy Thursday

Every Thursday. Your day to be goofy.

Well, it is Goofy Thursday.

by Mr. Bazinga April 13, 2022

Game goofy

A naive person; One who lacks street knowledge, A person without common sense.

"Are you sure he understands what you are talking about? He seems a little game goofy to me."

by Lauleneke Lukini Brown March 17, 2022

Slap the goofy

1. When someone is talking mad shit and you end up beating the shit out of them.
2. You beat someone so hard whatever they said about you is negated

Alex: you think you're so tough I'll kick the shit outta you.
Shawn: Shut the fuck up before I slap the goofy out of you.

by YaBoiSpoon June 7, 2019

Off the goofy

When you pop the molly and you go silly

My mans off the goofy in this bitch

by AlderDice October 14, 2021

goofy foot

A term in skateboarding, surfing, and snowboarding for riding with your RIGHT foot forward, as opposed to the more common way (left foot forward).

dude, that kid's riding goofy foot
yea, cuz he's a BADASS

by ozziEE May 13, 2010

Glory

A fun loving girl whose super power is sarcasm. She is one who prefers to keeps her feelings to her self . She is also an introvert who is always at the back of classes. She is lazy and always avoids anything stressful.

Girl 1: Have you seen Glory

Girl 2: Check the last row

by Chloe Damon June 22, 2020