goonjelqing

goonjelqing is the act of jelqing in unison with a goon squad this is proven to increase the effectiveness of jelqing hence its popularity

yo bro wanna have a cheeky goonjelqing sesh at my gaf

by goonjelqing October 17, 2023

Send me to the goonies

When thats banter, and the Manchester girl is mad at you and your girlfriend is a little rat.

Me: That’s banter chav

Millie B: so send me to the goonies

by Milliebfan November 21, 2019

goonin

To literally pummel a female that you want to get close to

I was goonin out on my girlfriend last night because she didn't want to suck my balls.

by gordon oshea April 3, 2009

goonish

Doin real nigga shit with yo choppa. straight up killin white motherfuckers

plies is in to that goonish shit...bangin bitches without rubbers and using his 44 to do abortions

by pliesnigga March 1, 2008

goonie

A fairly small rock, bigger than about baseball size, but still small enough to be thrown. Originates from Central Pennsylvania dialect.

Your mom's boob job is so terrible that titty-fucking her feels like rubbing your penis between a couple of goonies.

by Nick D May 28, 2006

Goonie

1: After you stick your dick in a girl's ass and it has shit on it.

2: The Movie

Ah man I had a good time last night but that goonie ruined all of it.

by The Chief That Is In The Zone May 2, 2011

Gooning

A rampage that starts after drinking lots of cheap wine ie: goon, which involves driving into bins and letterboxes, pushing over Sandstone pillars/letterboxes, egging houses and cars, stealing garden gnomes and solar lights and blowing up or towing rubbish bins. "Gooning" a word for teenage drunken stupidity! A word created by my mate Rob of S.A

"You boys up for some Gooning tonight"

by BBoyz August 21, 2005