Goonies Syndrome

A syndrome in which someone is horribly deformed, which in turn makes the person look like "Sloth" off the popular 1985 movie the Goonies. This is to be used to insult someone that is horrible looking.

"Dude don't laugh that kid, Ashton, has Goonies Syndrome"---Ricky
"WOW! she does look like Sloth"---Clyde

by nspectrmustache October 12, 2010

gooned

to be run over by a car

Jim: Woah dude don't cross the street yet you don't want to get gooned
David: Yeah, you're right, I'd rather not get gooned

by TheRevealer June 9, 2010

Goonerism

An Arsenal fan talking a load of shite.

One in ten Arsenal fans talks as much shite as the other nine is considered to be a true Goonerism.

by Goonbater August 1, 2020

Goonhead

Something my mother made up for her own personal stupid insults.

Craig, you are a goonhead!

by Craig Fletcher May 1, 2004

Goonter

pretty much a pre fucked asshole!!

Dude did you hear that Thomas has a "goonter"?
Hellzz yeah man I heard that shit was huge!!

by <@$$!>Y March 9, 2008

gooners

Any group or number of douche-bags that are college drop-out losers.

Hey! Did you see those gooners act like they were cool? Hey it was really cool when they dropped out of community college.

by Liam Thomas May 18, 2007

goonett

A ride or die bitch that's down for whatever. female version of a hustler. see(goon)for male version.

Me and my girls are gonna be on goonett status tonight.

by RazzRed May 1, 2009