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A noun referring to lowest conceivable form of fireman known to man. These individuals fancy themselves hobbyists and weekenders. They are totally delusional and believe their mere presence at emergency scene makes up for their complete and utter lack of knowledge, skills, and ability.
Many googans are non-verbal and suffer from diarrhea of the mouth...in addition to the bowel sounds emanating from their fat gullets, they are susceptible to other medical conditions such as morbid obesity, chronic gonging, tom-volera, punch me face, fatman walk, stomach ass, and involuntary spooging.
Googans are known to pose an immediate threat to those around them. They can be identified by excessive helmet decorating and unkempt facial hair...particularly in the area of the mustache. They travel in packs and hide together when they are stricken with fear or called upon by those in authority. Luckily for other firemen, there poor health and simple mindedness causes them to tire easily and quit often...which makes them more of a trip hazard than anything else.
If you spot a googan you should observe from a distance, as they are likely failing to do something you'll have to do later. Do not engage them without an exit strategy...their rhetoric, like bovine excrement, can be poisonous.
See also- googery, googonics, the googonic plague, googs, googing out, unpaid professional, vol, vol bag, volunteer fireman
Many googans are non-verbal and suffer from diarrhea of the mouth...in addition to the bowel sounds emanating from their fat gullets, they are susceptible to other medical conditions such as morbid obesity, chronic gonging, tom-volera, punch me face, fatman walk, stomach ass, and involuntary spooging.
Googans are known to pose an immediate threat to those around them. They can be identified by excessive helmet decorating and unkempt facial hair...particularly in the area of the mustache. They travel in packs and hide together when they are stricken with fear or called upon by those in authority. Luckily for other firemen, there poor health and simple mindedness causes them to tire easily and quit often...which makes them more of a trip hazard than anything else.
If you spot a googan you should observe from a distance, as they are likely failing to do something you'll have to do later. Do not engage them without an exit strategy...their rhetoric, like bovine excrement, can be poisonous.
See also- googery, googonics, the googonic plague, googs, googing out, unpaid professional, vol, vol bag, volunteer fireman
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1. Noun. A World-Wide Web search engine, that indexes the greatest amount of webpages www.google.com
2. Verb. To search for something using the internet, specifically the Google search engine.
1. Noun. A World-Wide Web search engine, that indexes the greatest amount of webpages www.google.com
2. Verb. To search for something using the internet, specifically the Google search engine.
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