by Joud Rahal June 25, 2019
A person who is in search of internet notoriety through any means necessary. This person will attach themselves to reputable people in order to gain more popularity. They can provoke drama or suck up to gain more followers or subscribers.
That youtuber is such a clout goblin, he is always starting drama with the popular streamers just to get views.
by FoxxyPanzo August 20, 2021
A teenager or young adult guy(aged 14-22) who is more of a "normie" who got into lifting through the explosion of its popularity over quarantine and uses peds, often trendy ones. They generally watch youtubers like more plates more dates, greg doucette, chris bumstead, larry wheels, etc, idolizing them. They believe in many bro science and lifting normie ideologies like "lifting+girls alll girls like a guy who lifts" etc.
Many of them are in the mix of trying to be powerbuilders(bodybuilders who powerlift) but can't make any progress(partially due to living a "party animal" lifestyle) and aren't as sucessful as lifters like benjaminmac05 or Malik Triolet, even when many of those lifters are or were natural.
They then take these "big name" drugs that their "influencers"(many of which have been training for 2-5+ years before hopping on peds) promote and try to act like they're better then many natties or "gifted". This often pisses off serious lifters including both oldhead ones and natural more hardcore teenage lifters.
Many of them are in the mix of trying to be powerbuilders(bodybuilders who powerlift) but can't make any progress(partially due to living a "party animal" lifestyle) and aren't as sucessful as lifters like benjaminmac05 or Malik Triolet, even when many of those lifters are or were natural.
They then take these "big name" drugs that their "influencers"(many of which have been training for 2-5+ years before hopping on peds) promote and try to act like they're better then many natties or "gifted". This often pisses off serious lifters including both oldhead ones and natural more hardcore teenage lifters.
"I love Chris Bumstead but all the sarm goblins worship him and watch 30 greg doucette videos on turkesterone and maingaining bro culture."
"Oh yeah funny how most of them are like mini Bryce Halls, skinny crackhead party guys who cycle fast and will probably die by 30 or 40".
"Oh yeah funny how most of them are like mini Bryce Halls, skinny crackhead party guys who cycle fast and will probably die by 30 or 40".
by Necrozma Beam January 15, 2022
by steturnma August 12, 2020
A person of unscrupulous character having the uncontrollable urge and desire to insert a salty, sweaty sac into their frontal orifice for purpose of pleasure.
by PhatMik3 July 27, 2006
Very similar to the crack monkey, it's the creature that rummages thru cars, garages, trash cans, whatever they can find to get money or merchandise for drugs. They are most often found in neighborhoods and parking lots, and are usually up to no good.
by M Logan November 21, 2006
by 12345555540202992838;84 June 03, 2016