starlight glimmer

Literally the worst character in My Little Pony : Friendship is Magic.
She is a Mary Sue also.

Person 1 : Hey have you watched MLP season 5?
Person 2 : Yup. I liked Starlight Glimmer the most.
Person 1 : Get out of my house.

by lilmonix April 6, 2018

Glumbert

A sad hapless fellow who moaps around seeming clinically depressed without purpose or direction and lacks the motivation to groom himself in any manner or demonstrate a sense of pride, satisfaction, or self worth.

He is such a glumbert. I am now depressed myself.

by M. Hunterly November 18, 2009

glimmerhawk

A large golden hawk that flies so high that it is no more than a glimmer to the eye.

A quick glimpse above the clouds revealed a golden spark that glimmered briefly as though the flight of a glimmerhawk had passed by.

by fergust February 4, 2010

Gluemer

a teflon coating

i was considering linoleum, but i really want to go all out and get gluemer on my floors

by sgt. grumbles March 29, 2010

Glimmeret

A glimmeret is an insignificant recollection which has become a permanent part of your memory bank

I had a glimmeret: a friend of my mother had a cleaning lady who cleaned the tracks in her sliding glass door..she was delighted..and for some reason..I still remember that

by sabraj October 26, 2013

Glimmering Browneye

The act of pressing the iPhone flash against the anus causing an electrical impulse from the anus to the genitals

At Tim's birthday party, Darren fort experienced the Glimmering Browneye after a long day of day drinking

by reddy39 July 30, 2016

Gummer The Llama

Gummer The Llama is a fucking cute-ass animal with stubby little legs, a poofy lil tail-ball, and eyes of hope. He is the absolute symbol of beauty and happiness. Everyone loves that motherfucker, or you're wrong.

"Oh my God, Gummer The Llama is so adorable."

"No, he's ugly."

"Well, you're wrong and I'm about to commit a hate crime because you said that."

by PowerTower920 July 19, 2019